Monday, January 1, 2007 3:29:20 PM
Chuck Norris can bite an atom in half and outrun the atomic blast.
Chuck Norris once roundhouse kicked someone so hard that his foot broke the speed of light, went back in time, and killed Amelia Earhart while she was flying over the Pacific Ocean.
Chuck Norris owns the greatest poker face of all-time. It helped him win the 1983 world series of poker despite him holding just a joker, a 2 of clubs, a 7 of spades, a green number 4 from Uno, and a monopoly 'Get Out Of Jail Free` card.
Monday, January 1, 2007 5:07:30 AM
You could kinda tell that the guys hosting the show thought that the jokes were getting old fast, and Chuck seemed sincerely embarrassed.
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