Saturday, March 11, 2006 7:39:31 PM
At first Oscar started out quite strongly, he managed to get his balls past my weiner once or twice. But then I mounted a comeback and balls started flying everywhere. I thought his weiner would explode with all the keeping-up it had to do, because of all the balls and all. Most of the time only 2 balls were in play, and in the middle it was quite boring as his weiner and mine were just bashing balls at each other. Now and then his balls slipped in, and I was scared at those moments because it looked like he had put on a spurt, but at the climax my fantastic weiner was the best and defeated his paltry little weiner 20 balls to 5.