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The Marriage Contract

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A list of ``Wifely Expectations`` from a man now on trial for kidnapping his own spouse.
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Hits: 29881 | Favorites: 70 | Emailed: 4 | Rating: 3.0 | Category: Weird | Date: 02/22/2006
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Female, 13-17, Eastern US
 11 Posts
Monday, March 20, 2006 4:37:57 PM

Female, 30-39, Western US
 1 Posts
Wednesday, March 8, 2006 7:30:27 PM
That's really sad and scary at the same time. Wonder if she really knew what she was getting involved with.

Female, 13-17, Eastern US
 202 Posts
Wednesday, March 8, 2006 4:59:54 PM
There's a special place in Hell for that sick s-o-b....

Male, 18-29, Europe
 429 Posts
Monday, March 6, 2006 3:21:04 PM
what a freak, surely he must have seemed normal to his wife before they married, poor lady. Hopefully in prison some charming fellow hands him a contract of detailing his daily requirements.

Female, 18-29, Midwest US
 122 Posts
Friday, March 3, 2006 1:31:03 PM
Wow- I want to be told that I can only shave every three days (which might get kind-of hairy) and the shape of which to shave my pubic hair. And I want dildos for my birthday. And I want to always apply the lube when we have anal intercourse...He's my sexual fantasy. Lubing up my vaginal slit for him- which has precise measurements if hair (that he has checked out and measured with his ruler). What a freak. I would have also gone to the police- then I would have drugged him, rolled the contract into a 7` by 5` tube, and shoved it straight up his a55!!!!! GR.

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