Thursday, January 26, 2006 8:34:59 PM
Hello, I was told that this is a hotline to talk to your pets in heaven. Fluffy, I just want to say I miss you. Um, there's no way anyone could have seen that motorcycle coming. And there`s no way anyone would have guessed that after it missed you the first time it would circle around and hit you again. I love you.
This rocks. Some of the calls are crappy, but if you look through them you can find a few gems.