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100s of Machine Messages

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100s of Machine Messages
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submitted by: KoalaMeatPie
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Hits: 13937 | Favorites: 31 | Emailed: 0 | Rating: 2.3 | Category: Funny | Date: 01/04/2006
 
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How Did He Not Break His Leg?! [Gif] Stupidity knows no bounds.
18 Awesome Inventions You Need Now [Pix] If you don`t need them, just send them to me. I think they are the BEST.THINGS.EVER.
Here Comes Santa Claus [Pic] Right down Santa Claus lane... MUHAHAHAHAHAHAHA!
See My Crack... [Gif] ... Broken back.
Oh Japan.... [Gif] This just isn`t right, but if it was it wouldn`t be Japan. [NSFW]
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kmuggee
Female, 13-17, Western US
 771 Posts
Monday, January 1, 2007 10:45:34 PM
??

Toolal
Female, 18-29, Europe
 38 Posts
Friday, January 6, 2006 4:26:27 PM
Well I liked some of 'em and used `em. Teehee

Doppel
Male, 18-29, Midwest US
 75 Posts
Friday, January 6, 2006 3:45:44 AM
Hello? Hello? Is someone there? I can't hear you...Because I`m not home! Leave a message.

Dougg
Male, 13-17, Canada
 144 Posts
Thursday, January 5, 2006 10:19:06 PM
The first few are pretty bad... they get a little better a few categories in.
I like this one:
Answering machine message 186
Hello, this is David. I don't live here, so if you were trying to call me, you`ve dialed the wrong number. On the other hand, if you were trying to call John, Jim, or Eric, please leave your name and number at the tone. I don`t guarantee that one of them will call you back -- only that I won`t.

for_serious?
Female, 13-17, Eastern US
 1462 Posts
Thursday, January 5, 2006 8:05:43 PM
I don't get your question. I talk like myself...whuh?

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