Sunday, October 2, 2005 11:22:25 AM
That is one of the funniest articles I've seen. And for those of you who still say, "I wonder if his girlfriend knows" is an idiot because I think she would know by now. His girlfriend is the german equivilant of my mom!
Saturday, September 24, 2005 8:15:24 PM
Margret doesn't like to watch films on the TV. No, hold on - let me make sure you`ve got the inflection here: Margret doesn`t like to watch films on the TV. She says she does, but years of bitter experience have proven that what she actually wants is to sit by me while I narrate the entire bleeding film to her. `Who`s she?`, `Why did he get shot?`, `I thought that one was on their side?`, `Is that a bomb` - `JUST WATCH IT! IN THE NAME OF GOD, JUST WATCH IT!` The hellish mirror-image of this is when she furnishes me, deaf to my pleading, with her commentary. Chair-clawing suspense being assaulted mercilessly from behind by such interjections as, `Hey! Look! They`re the cushions we`ve got.`, `Isn`t she the one who does that tampon advert?` and, on one famous occasion, `Oh, I`ve seen this - he gets killed at the end.`
Friday, September 23, 2005 9:21:22 PM
wow that was funny! and for all you loosers that cant sit still 4 2 seconts to read this whole thing.........well grrr to you! lol that is not what i ment to say lol i will just give up wile i am ahead