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Drunk Dial
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Hits: 18044 | Favorites: 20 | Emailed: 0 | Rating: 2.8 | Category: Funny | Date: 09/11/2005
 
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ROXYFOX
Female, 13-17, Southern US
 1 Posts
Sunday, October 16, 2005 1:04:00 AM
MICHAEL KANTOR!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! THAT WAS PRETTY LONG BUTT FUNNY 8-D

Cindy75
Female, 30-39, Midwest US
 35862 Posts
Monday, September 12, 2005 10:48:35 PM
This is great. Hahahahaha! Drunks are fun!

xJmanx
Male, 13-17, Midwest US
 60 Posts
Monday, September 12, 2005 10:36:58 PM
"next thing you know theres.... these.. these... pictures...
so gloryifying, so HOT, so meaningful..."

"I am leaving a drunk message for kantor..
Michael, KANTORRRRRRRRR"

"but however you know its just one of those things to where...
you look at the whole possibilities of what the night could end up to be...
I wished those possibilities, and you know what?
no, nothing. nothing... nothing like I thought it could have to be,
I have no idea why *voice getting higher*
I have no idea why *higher*
I have no idea why *higher* *starts squeeking*"

"but there is gravel around me, and I'm not a fan.. of gravel...
you know me dude, I`m not a fan of gravel, so I`m gonna step out of the gravel
onto the pavement of the street, which is a dangerous place to be,
because cars like to drive down this thing called pavement"

"I was not too impressed with what I saw, with the angry... uhhhh..
with with the uhhh, with th


xJmanx
Male, 13-17, Midwest US
 60 Posts
Monday, September 12, 2005 10:34:11 PM
OMG, this is by far THE funniest I've seen on this site in a looonngg time... Infact, I spent around and hour typing this whole thing out, so I could access qoutes easily.. some of my favorites ARE...

"the stars are aligned to the belt of the equator, to where they fit in..
with the juneteenth, of the freshest eagle I have ever seen...
ask me what that means, and I`ll tell you that I have no idea..."

"and then Sandoval, then you got Sandy!
You got Sandy! *higher voice*
*still high voice* you know, I don`t know what hes doing...
You know Sandoval, I don`t know what Sandoval`s doing...
half the time I don`t know what hes doing, then you got Chris Lee!
*very high voice* I mean whats Chris doing? you know... not trimming?
once a week, are u kidding?
*HIGH VOICE* You know what I`m sayin?
*HIGHER* knowwhatimsayin?
*HIGHER* knowwhatimean?
[ARF?]............."

(wow... arf.. you just cant beat arf... wow... )


yorkiegal25
Female, 18-29, Europe
 32 Posts
Monday, September 12, 2005 2:10:51 PM
What a pile of papp!! Why did I listen to the whole thing?? Maybe I thought it might get interesting. But it didn't. It was poop!!! lol

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