Thursday, December 7, 2006 6:56:13 AM
"Before the invention of sliced bread, people used to say that something was the greatest invention since Chuck Norris. Chuck Norris already knew this and got tired of hearing people say this. So Chuck Norris roadhouse kicked every loaf of bread in the world, therein inventing sliced bread to take the burden off his name."
Monday, January 16, 2006 10:40:51 AM
Those facts are just hillarious! I spend like 4 hours browsing through them... By the way, Chuck Norris has actually commented it on his official website: http://www.chucknorris.com/html/events.a...
(just found it yesterday, but I don't think it was inhere... In case it was, I`m sorry for reposting)