Left 4 Dead: The NES Version [Video] This is what Left 4 Dead would have looked like had it been made by Nintendo. Improvement or Glad it Didn`t Happen?
Thursday, March 9, 2006 7:16:33 PM
Your objective is simple: World Domination Your motive is a little bit more complex: To show them all
Stage One:
To begin your plan, you must first Blackmail a Rich and Powerful CEO. This will cause the world to sit up and take notice, stunned by your arrival. Who is this Criminal Mastermind? Where did they come from? And why do they look so good as a Dark Gunslinger?
Stage Two:
Next, you will Sabotoge New York. This will cause countless hordes of Mobsters to flock to you, begging to do your every bidding. Your name will become synonymous with Rage, as lesser men whisper your name in terror.
Stage Three:
Finally, you will Unleash your Corporate Takeover, bringing about Horrors beyond Man's Comprehension. This will all be done from a Corporate Tower, an excellent choice if we might say. These three deeds will herald the end, and the citizens of this planet will have no choice but to elect you their new god.
Thursday, November 24, 2005 2:47:24 PM
Your objective is simple: Criminal Activities Your motive is a little bit more complex: Mom never loved me
Stage One:
To begin your plan, you must first Seduce a Rock Star. This will cause the world to sit up and take notice, stunned by your arrival. Who is this Sadistic Fiend? Where did they come from? And why do they look so good in Classic Black?
Stage Two:
Next, you will Sabotoge the Internet. This will cause countless hordes of Corporate Suits to flock to you, begging to do your every bidding. Your name will become synonymous with Fuzzy bunnies, as lesser men whisper your name in terror.
Stage Three:
Finally, you will Demonstrate your Armageddon Clock, bringing about Something That's Really Metal. This will all be done from a Dark Side of the Moon, an excellent choice if we might say. These three deeds will herald the end, and the citizens of this planet will have no choice but to elect you their new god.
Sunday, October 9, 2005 4:17:40 PM
Congratulations on being the creator of a new Evil Plan (tm)! Your objective is simple: Destroy the Earth Your motive is a little bit more complex: Revenge
Stage One:
To begin your plan, you must first Seduce a Famous Actor/Actress. This will cause the world to sit up and take notice, stunned by your arrival. Who is this Evil Genius? Where did they come from? And why do they look so good in a Corporate Suit?
Stage Two:
Next, you will Destroy the White House. This will cause countless hordes of Animal Minions (rats, birds, etc.) to flock to you, begging to do your every bidding. Your name will become synonymous with Fuzzy bunnies, as lesser men whisper your name in terror.
Stage Three:
Finally, you will Activate your Plague of Doom, bringing about Horrors beyond Man's Comprehension. This will all be done from a Floating Fortress, an excellent choice if we might say. These three deeds will herald the end, and the citizens of this planet will have no choice but to elect
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