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Dear Heroes... [Pic]. ... I don`t care if you`re trying to be cool it`s called logic
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Male, 18-29, Eastern US
 457 Posts
Friday, August 1, 2014 2:30:52 PM
Why are you all worrying yourselves about such menial things. And getting so pissed off at it at the same time. It's great that you want to show off how clever and smart you are, but come on show some modesty. They are called television and movies for a reason. It is not real life. Plus they do things that may be physically impossible or stupid to advance the plot line where they want the story to go. Get over yourselves already and stop pointing out the mistake they made because it doesn`t mean poo.

Male, 40-49, Eastern US
 441 Posts
Thursday, July 31, 2014 1:23:09 PM
Always run down the middle of the street when being chased by the car. Never look to duck into a narrow alley or enter any of the buildings.

And if you turn around and it looks like someone or something is chasing you, go with your first instinct. Don't stand there and stare at if for 10 seconds before you start running.

Male, 50-59, Canada
 28514 Posts
Wednesday, July 30, 2014 9:03:25 PM
I've been angry about this crap since I was a kid.

You`ll fit in well here @AnTi90d!!!

Male, 40-49, Europe
 12381 Posts
Wednesday, July 30, 2014 6:26:31 PM
If you're ever being shot at, just open a car door and crouch behind it. Every car door is absolutely bulletproof despite being flimsy enough to be severely dented by a kick. Thousands of films and TV programs prove that.

Found some unidentified powder at a crime scene? Eat some - it`s a certain test for drugs and can`t possibly be dangerous.

You`re a criminal and the police are after you? Always head for the roof. What could possibly stop you escaping from the roof of a building hundreds of feet high?

Someone I know is studying forensics and intends to be a CSI. She can no longer tolerate watching CSI TV shows because they`re all so very wrong.

The one that gets me is the "hero is thrown by an explosion, rolls and walks away". Oh come on! If you`re close enough to be thrown by an explosion, you`re going to be dead even before the shrapnel hits you.

Male, 40-49, Canada
 789 Posts
Wednesday, July 30, 2014 5:19:53 PM
Here's another one. When in a fight with the bad guy who`s chasing you, if you get the upper hand, don`t start running again. Continue to beat them until there`s no way they can recover and start chasing you again.

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