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45 Silly Things Global Warming Will Cause! [Gif]

1. Acne

2. AIDS

3. Poppy/opium genocide

4. Elder death

5. The end of Africa

6. Hostile weed takeovers

7. Airplane crashes

8. More al Qaeda/Taliban

9. Allergies

10. Alligator migration and sex-ratio disruption

(Yes, I realize that is a crocodile)

11. Anxiety (about everything else on this list)

12. No more smelling the roses

13. Asteroid strikes

14. Jellyfish attacks

15. Fortress world where rich lock out the poor

16. Worse beer

17. Brain shrinkage

18. Brothel shortages

19. Return of the black plague

20. Cannibalism

21. Cataracts

22. Cat love

23. Reduction in circumcisions

24. Cougar attacks

(Not that kind)

25. Only rich people will be thin and healthy

(According to Tyra Banks)

26. Gingerbread house apocalypse

27. End of golf (at least the Masters)

28. Home runs

29. No more outdoor ice hockey

(Relax, indoor hockey is safe)

30. No more pasta

31. Maple syrup shortages

32. Pirates

33. Rapes

34. Redhead extinction

35. Sea snot

(This, but like, from the ocean)

36. Sexual dysfunction

37. Pug and other short-nosed animals' extinction

38. Weird new shrimp sex patterns

39. Giant spiders

40. Murders

41. Fewer truffles

(Chunk and truffle-sniffing pigs hardest hit)

42. UFO sightings

43. Noisier oceans

44. Violin extinction

45. Drop in GDP

``Supposedly`` cause that is, as explained by gifs. True, but funny, predictions!

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5Cats
Male, 50-59, Canada
 28544 Posts
Wednesday, July 15, 2015 9:08:17 AM
Still FUNNY a year later!!

And "scientists" are STILL spewing nonsense about what AGW will cause... maybe... in 80-100 years...
BUT we have to spend TRILLIONS NOW on various "cures" that are simply not going to actually DO anything...
...Except make these AGW Experts very rich!

Neoptolemos
Male, 30-39, Europe
 627 Posts
Wednesday, July 15, 2015 8:49:51 AM
5Cats, please stop. You're too smart for a proper troll and too dumb to have a genuine discussion with.

5Cats
Male, 50-59, Canada
 28544 Posts
Saturday, July 19, 2014 7:57:02 AM
FYI: All these "predictions" are REAL! They came from various "AGW Scientists" and were PUBLISHED!

Not a "strawman" at all: these are the FACTS.

Of course you HUMOURLESS FANATICS cannot possibly laugh at the sheer absurdity of them, you have to attack! Irrational, emotional assault, it's the ONLY argument you have!
Sad really.

madduck
Female, 50-59, Europe
 6845 Posts
Tuesday, July 15, 2014 10:53:33 PM
I still don't get how we are still arguing- it is a no brainer. if AGW is real ( I reckon it is) then we clean up fast creating new jobs, cheaper energy etc... because if not we stand to lose pretty much everything. If it turns out to be false we lose nothing- shares in BP may fall but other than that all we get is- jobs, cheaper energy and a cleaner place to live...

jaysingrimm
Male, 30-39, Canada
 886 Posts
Tuesday, July 15, 2014 9:55:33 PM
Personally, I can't get on board with the "keep up the status quo" sort of mentality that goes along with denying AGW. Having asthma, along with an autoimmune disorder, I`m not sure that I can afford to...I want cleaner air and water. Is that wrong?

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