Tuesday, July 15, 2014 11:20:40 PM
"And when you are criticized, and you will be, remind your critics you have the right to speak your mind. And if they shout you down, as they probably will, then inform them that since the insist on being asses, you will henceforth communicate with them with the appropriate part of your own anatomy. And turning to face them from the posterior, let them know where you stand. Let every fart count as appeal of thunder for liberty. Let every fart remind the nation of how much it has let pass out of its control. "It is a small gesture, but one that can be very effective -especially in a large crowd. So fart, and if you must, fart often. But always fart without apology. "Fart for freedom, fart for liberty - and fart proudly."
Tuesday, July 15, 2014 11:20:13 PM
"My brethren and countrymen, if you cherish your freedom and liberty, you are going to have to learn to fart. You are going to have to get to the point where the comforts and securities of life are no longer sufficient exchange for your loss of freedom. Stop running to the government to protect you from every possible calamity. Take on the responsibilities of human living for yourself, and tell the government to get out of your life! "The only tool of the average citizen- and it is a tremendous too, when wielded with determination - is to take possession of your voice and start decrying the loss of freedom in this country. Write your representatives and tell them that you want the government to give back the freedoms they have stolen from us. Write to the papers, and tell them that freedom of the press isn't worth a nickel unless it serves the people. Speak freely to your friends and colleagues, and awaken them to the loss of freedom in this nation.