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Skinny Jeans

Woman vs. Pants

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Hits: 3163 | Favorites: 0 | Emailed: 0 | Rating: 2.5 | Category: Funny | Date: 07/12/2014
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Female, 50-59, Western US
 2682 Posts
Monday, July 14, 2014 2:56:00 PM
pathetic. buy them three sizes bigger, you dumb cow.

Male, 40-49, Europe
 13165 Posts
Saturday, July 12, 2014 3:50:22 PM
Darn I used to back in the day pull them out the washer dripping wet, then shimmy them on - just about get them on while soaking wet, then they dried out as the night went on....
Nowadays feck that- got elasticated army camo pants
short, long, and 3/4 's
Things you do when a hip dude!

Male, 60-69, Midwest US
 15860 Posts
Saturday, July 12, 2014 2:01:54 PM
That's one good thing about getting old. I can buy jeans that are 2" too big and hold them up with suspenders, and I don`t give a loose dry f*** what anyone else thinks about it.

Female, 30-39, Midwest US
 57 Posts
Saturday, July 12, 2014 12:53:11 PM
When I was younger, I had some pretty intense callouses on the sides of my index fingers from wrestling with the zippers on skinny jeans. If you didn't have a friend or a coat hanger, your options were a fork, or to flop onto your bed with a pair of pliers in hand. Getting back up was the tricky part, and sitting down? forget it. Also, you had to make sure your shoes were on and tied, and the bottoms of the jeans were properly pegged BEFORE attempting the zip.

Male, 40-49, Midwest US
 5386 Posts
Saturday, July 12, 2014 10:55:00 AM
BF: "Hold on, hold on. I know how to get you fix you and the jeans."
Chick: "How?"
BF: "Let's bang for about an hour. That`ll be a good workout."
Chick: "Okay..."
Chick: "Wow!! I am much more relaxed!"
BF: "Good. Now, have a shower and put on a long skirt. Leave the underwear behind..."

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