The Pregnancy Reveal To End All Pregnancy Reveals

Submitted by: melcervini 1 week ago in Funny


I can see this as my folks finding out about me. I was #4 and a huge mistake, lol. Mom was 36 and dad was 39. There's a 9-year spread between myself and my closest sibling.

To quote my mother, years later. "I told your father to quit messing around, and here you are."
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Male 2,467
Sounds like he needs a different form of recreation besides climbing on top of his old lady.
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Male 44,403
I'm sick of these idiotic reveal videos.

Look, I get that this is important to you, maybe even to your relatives and close friends {probably not}.
But the vast majority of the world could not give a crap about the stick you pissed on today.

And I am unanimous in that.
a'reservoir


points if you get the last two references
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Male 1,318
Gerry1of1 'I am unanimous in that'.....

Her Majesticness, Molly Sugdon (don't you know, I was her bridesmaid?)...Mrs Slocombe, 'Are you beign served?'...

'a'reservoir'....don't know this one.
(given I got the first one, without google-fu, right of the top of my head....do I get partial credit?)
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Male 44,403
buttersrules No credit . You got the "Mrs Slocombe" bit but missed her work in "That's My Boy".... a seminal piece of humour.  
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Male 1,318
Gerry1of1 fair suck of the sav.
I forgot agout 'That's my boy'.
'a'reservoir' still escapes me...and google is no help....it tels me I live 12 miles from a reservoir......
Going out on a limb..."Mind your language"?...or one of the 'carry on's?

Put me out of my misery, man! This is doing my head in!
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Male 44,403
buttersrules   It's an odd piece of british work. Nothing to do with Dame Mollie Sugnden. 
'Mapp & Lucia'. A 2 season show.   You'll love it.  You can find it on YouTube..... A'reservoir.....Miss Elizabeth Mapp and Mrs Emmeline `Lucia' Lucas battle to reign the social scene of Tilling
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Male 8,605
Oof. I feel for this guy, frankly. I mean, this is the moment when you realize you are looking at a minimum of 21 years of expense, exhaustion, and worry. Sure, there are pluses to fatherhood. But let the poor man come to terms with this sudden reality without laughing at him. My two cents.
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Male 2,467
squrlz4ever There’s a lesson for squrlz in here too. You never got one pregnant by giving an ankle a good rodgering.
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168
https://abcnews.go.com/US/manhunt-underway-suspect-shot-killed-father-16/story?id=51677026

sorry, he had 16 kids and one on the way.
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168
I remember the news article from a few monthsago about the tow truck driver in st. louis who was shot and killed, leaving behind his 14 kids and a pregnant girlfriend or wife.
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Male 12,681
Jesus Christ. Is their couch 9 inches from their TV?

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Male 21,741
holygod I noticed that too -- his recliner chair is literally a leg's length from the screen.
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Male 844
He really should of taken some steps to prevent this.
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Male 17,643
Wait, he's only 38? He looks as old as my dad.
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Male 17,643
Dijageddid fum ah joke sto?
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Male 12,681
Draculya So good.
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