Who Knew IAB Had A Football Star Among Its Ranks?

Submitted by: Gerry1of1 2 months ago in Funny


Did you know IAB's very own resident rodent Squrlz4Ever could play football?

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Male 21,778
I knew.
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Male 1,666
That was a long run for a squirrel on a field designed for large humans. Would the ADA require that the NFL make an accomodation?
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Male 9,014
semichisam01 I think that's a good idea. Also, they need to make a squirrel-size regulation football. There's no way I could run with that thing!
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Male 1,666
squrlz4ever My squirrels can run with one of these. If they husk them first, they can run with three. Would that work?

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Male 9,014
semichisam01 Yush. That would be perfect. Just needs some pigskin and lacing. Quality, regulation footballs are glorious to hold and aesthetically pleasing. They're just sized for hooman hands, not squirrel paws.

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Male 9,014
*pant* *pant* *pant* *pant* *pant* Did I done good?
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Male 10,000
squrlz4ever So, technically were you scrimmaging?  Or streaking?
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Male 2,571
megrendel Squrlz always streak. They are furry and naked.
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Male 9,014
megrendel Wull... running like crazy for the endzone. That's about as much as I understand about football at this point. I think I was supposed to be carrying a football, but see my earlier comments regarding the football-size issue.
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Male 2,571
squrlz4ever It's all in the motivation. Go get em boy!
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Male 9,014
scheckydamon Omigosh. Works. Of. Art.

*humpa* *humpa* *humpa* *humpa* *humpa*...
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Male 5,522
squrlz4ever Yes you did...here's your reward!

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Male 9,014
kalron Yesssss! ~pumps squirrel paw in air~ Sank chew. You are a gentleman, and a scholar, and a moderator.
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Male 6,962
squrlz4ever False start, loss of downs, 10 yard penalty.. 2nd down.
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Male 9,014
daegog ~puzzled~ Not sure I understand much of that. But I do hope to do better going forward.
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