Everyone's Becoming Politically Correct -- Even Pirates And Their Pirate Chanties

Submitted by: monadvendetta 2 months ago in Funny


Not quite as catchy as the original sea chanties we've grown accustomed to, but their hearts are in the right place.
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The pirate made a posting 
The pirate made it in haste 
The fancylad rebuttaled in a great haste,
The fancylad rebuttaled it... in a great haste, in a great haste 
The pirate soon released his mistake, 
All the sources need to be in their place....
And the pirate will never not site sources again,
The pirate will never not site sources again 
For, the pirate knows a simple rule...
The sources must be contained within,
The sources must be contained within. 
That or a fifth of gin :) 


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Oh cabin boy, Oh cabin boy
You naughty little gipper,
You lined your ass with broken glass
And circumcised the skipper.

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ted_weesner    LOL  the way I heard that was

Oh choir boy, Oh choir boy
You nasty little beast
You lined your ass
with broken glass
and circumcised the priest.
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Male 44,854
There once was a pirate from Tulass
Whose balls were made out of brass,
when he clanked them together
they played stormy weather
and sparks shot out of his ass.

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