Driver Allegedly poops On Another Man In A Fit Of Road Rage

Submitted by: daegog 1 week ago in News & Politics


An excerpt from Lehigh Valley Live: Henry Weaver says he has lived on his family's New Tripoli farm all his 69 years, though he spent a lot of time on the road when he worked as a truck driver. "I've seen a lot on the highway in my time," he recalled.

This is something different, though. Weaver on Friday was involved in a strange road rage confrontation, one that a Pennsylvania State Policereport summed up in one vague sentence:

"The accused [Weaver] and the victim got into a road rage argument, leading the accused to defecate on the victim," the news release said.

The brief post on lehighvalleylive.com was shared across social media and on websites including The Drudge Report, with readers asking why and how it could have happened.

Weaver said he doesn't have a computer or cellphone, but that he has gotten a number of messages asking about the incident. On Monday, Weaver, reached at his home, offered a blunt, matter-of-fact explanation.

He called the situation the regretable effect of irritable bowel syndrome -- a common, chronic disorder affecting the large intestine, according to the Mayo Clinic.

"I've put up with it for years," he said. "You get worked up and you're going to have to go. ... I couldn't control my bowels. And he was right there. And it's just as simple as that."
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Male 5,932
Trying to work out the logistics of this:

Two guys standing there yelling at each other.

One gets really upset, drops trousers, turns around and shits on the other guy.

And somehow the person being shit on doesn't see whats coming in time to move.

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If i'm arguing with someone that turns around and aims a bare ass at me with an angry pulsating sphincter, my instinct would be to avoid the projectiles that are sure to come out of the aforementioned orifice.
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Male 605
daegog Imagine the deposition (no pun intended) transcript:
Q: Did the defendant approach you in a physically aggressive way?
A: Well, he dropped his drawers and climbed up on my shoulders.
Q: Did you attempt to get him down off of you?
A: Well, it seemed like he was being friendly. Who could have guessed he would shit on me.
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Male 43,008
The assailant was wearing a poopular style of dungarees before 
he dumped his Feces Peenut Butter crap on the victim. 
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Female 5,563
Clear violation of the endangered feces act.
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Male 1,961
If you're going to get rude on the road, you should expect other people to be rude back.
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Male 48
...it was too simple. Honestly, even a monkey could have done that.
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Male 605
alienraven "Honestly, even a monkey could have done that."
Oh, I don't know. It seemed, I don't know, presidential.
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Male 137
Getting poo thrown at you is assault, getting pooed on is a kink.
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Male 605
"I couldn't control my bowels. And he was right there."

That pretty much describes a few people we occasionally run into on the internet. Fortunately, this thread is clear of such people.

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Male 16,995
"He was just there."

I wasn't there. Yay!
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Male 4,949
Well shit.
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