Ninja Level Cat Skills

Submitted by: Gerry1of1 1 week ago in
This video is like an all-cat production of Mission Impossible

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Male 1,320
I have no f*cking clue how the comments on this video got so derailed.

cool video, cats are bastards.
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Male 6,179
Had to log into IAB on my phone to hit +1 to remove the -1 from this post. Whoever did that, what on earth could you have found wrong with this post? Really.
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Male 1,936
markust And so with your comment to mw this whole thread about ninja cats devolved into another derp vortex.. If we don't feed the mw troll he becomes non-relevant.
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Male 6,179
scheckydamon This one was absolutely my fault and for that I apologize.
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Male 42,583
markust Someone goes around giving everyone and everything a -1.  
 But I solved that problem. I give a +1 to everyone and everything so it's balanced out. 
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Male 10,226
markust #1stWorldProblems
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Male 6,179
monkwarrior You are sitting at a record -4,209 right now. I would think you of all people would be sympathetic to this stupid problem.
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Male 10,226
markust like i said, i don't care about + or - anywhere at all on the internet.   Personally i think + & - is stupid to begin with.  wow you're right i haven't seen it for some time, but the last time i looked at it was close to 3,000.  someone's been hard at work lol!
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Male 6,179
monkwarrior I wouldn't dismiss them completely. You've earned a fair portion of your negative ratings. In this post you made a nice comment, "it's fine, i thought you did very well language-wise." It sat at 0 while a bunch of your other combative or repetitive comments gathered -4 and -5s.
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Male 10,226
markust like i said, i'm a reflector.  If negative people want to be negative i'll pick it out and reflect it.  If positive people want to be positive i'll do the same, and i can magnify it.  Ultimately it comes down to what people put in.  It works for me either way because i'm an extremely positive person in real life, and reflecting their negativity (to a point) provides some balance, and i learn how to deal with the negative ones as they come along even better than i did previously.  Personally i wish everyone would join along in reaching great levels of positivity.
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Male 143
monkwarrior thats pure horseshit monk, all i ever see from you is negative. if you decide to get involved in a thread it galvanizes the whole iab community against you. i dont think that speaks to your "extreme positivity" 
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Male 10,226
jarred Perhaps because your nature is to be negative?  Your comments seem to have much of it.  Also, I'm quite capable of taking on the entire i-a-b community if need be, and come out unscathed.

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Male 6,179
monkwarrior Why would you resort to reflecting negativity back at people if you are trying to be Christ-like? And is it really reflecting? It sounds more like mirroring since you are being negative back. Isn't purposely adding more negativity into the world the exact opposite of being Christ-like? Are you doing this because your positive behavior in real life isn't always real and you need some kind of outlet for the pent-up negativity that builds inside you? And why have I never ever seen this positive behavior that you claim you are also reflecting and magnifying? I would love to see a more positive you.
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Male 10,226
markust When some people can see how ineffective and wasteful their negativity is, some learn to avoid it.  Others who are negative can't learn now though, but in time they'll learn how ineffective and wasteful it is, and or learn to not be negative.  

I have a fine line i don't cross, spent many years to find it in fact, and there's a certain level of negativity i don't reflect but re-tune it to affect their negativity.  I spend a lot of time on the internet right in the grey zone, right up next to the dark side, because it makes it easier to reach an arm in, latch on to folks, and hurl them through the grey into light.  I'm on a safety harness, so to speak, and it's cemented in the light.  I just wind down through the grey, right up to the last shade, and do my work.  It's not an exact science, and some don't reach the right trajectory to make it through the grey, falling back past me into the dark, but not all do - that's the nature of the battle for humankind. 

As for me, I don't have negativity built up at all, i cast all of my cares on Christ.  But the balance issue i was talking of is i don't do the work i do on the internet as much as i would like to in real life, only when i need to.  However on the internet it offers me many chances to hurl more people up through the grey, towards the light, to see if they can reach an escape trajectory.  For those who want to be negative though, i'm the front line warrior they can't touch, protecting those in the grey and light.  Sometimes sending them down to make them float up like a cork, with an escape trajectory, it's rare, but can happen.
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Male 6,179
monkwarrior I don’t think you understand how negativity works. Negativity attracts more negativity. You can’t be negative against negativity and expect a positive result. Negativity just doesn’t work that way. It’s why the only way to get out of a funk is to release the negativity from your life. Otherwise it just keeps attracting more negativity until it snowballs out of control.
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Male 10,226
markust i know exactly how negativity works.  I've studied not only the most holy works of the world, but also some of the most wicked (i don't recommend that btw - excruciatingly repulsive thinking and extremely dangerous to humankind). Sometimes it takes negativity reflected back at someone who is unwilling to consider positivity.  You see a negative person is like a drowning person, and risk bringing others down with them, sometimes a life saver has to knock them out in order to save them.
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Male 6,179
monkwarrior If you know how negativity works why have I seen your “reflecting” negativity only resulting in people getting upset with you? Why have I only seen it bring more negativity? Why have I never seen you bring anyone to the light? Why, why, why? Why don’t you give positivity a try on here?
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Male 42,583
markust   I bring people to the light...... Bud Light
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Male 5,106
Gerry1of1 so you bring people to diahreaah without ever really getting drunk
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Male 10,226
markust Their negativity is being exposed, and it's to be expected they would be upset.  Cockroaches hate when you shine a light on them, just like the dark hate light exposing their deeds, and kings hated people who exposed theirs or their nations sins.  But like i said, it's to be expected, i'm a reflector, and a soldier who knows how to fight with words.  Also like i said, personally i wish everyone would join along in reaching great levels of positivity, then i could spend even my time on the internet in there too where everyone else is.  Remember, what you walk past is what you accept.  And i don't accept darkness and negativity, and have the tools and knowledge to take it on.

It's  not my job to bring people to the light, but set them on a trajectory for another to catch them - i'm a soldier not the Saviour. But I spend my time in the light and quite enjoy it, and wish more knew of its great power too.
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Male 321
monkwarrior How about that cat?
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Male 10,226
semichisam01 standard cat play
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Male 5,106
did you fart?
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Male 10,226
rumham You talk about that a lot, are you obsessed with it or are you having issues you should talk to your doctor about that you're trying to project on me?
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Male 5,106
monkwarrior yeah you're a reflector, the last moron to say that was 5 cats after he would say some really crazy shit, no you're not a reflector your a douchebag with access to the internet. CONGRATS INTERESTING
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Male 42,583
rumham   "douchebag" ....... how '50s   Finger wag @ name calling 

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Male 143
Gerry1of1  a fairly mild critique if you ask me, and heck, if the shoe fits.......
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Male 42,583
jarred It is not gentlemanly behavior
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Male 5,106
Gerry1of1 im wearing a cowboy hat and handing you a 20. will you be my friend
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Male 42,583
rumham   Sure. For 50 I'll be your friend with benefits 
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Male 5,106
Gerry1of1 delusion grasp foist
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Male 10,226
rumham I understand why you would think that, your insults are all you have and they are quite weak and desperate, dragging you down like a ball and chain.
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Male 5,106
monkwarrior bro you owned me man goddamn your smart words of pwnage you lord over me with your insight and wisdom
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Male 10,226
rumham you can always step out of it by trusting in God.
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Male 5,106
monkwarrior and i'm guessing that yes you did fart
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Male 10,226
rumham most people do pass gas, your fixation on it is quite strange.
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Male 5,106
monkwarrior unlike your fixation on 9/11 which is super cool
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Male 10,226
rumham the truth will sets people free
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Male 5,106
monkwarrior so are you admitting that you have farted?
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Male 10,226
rumham i'm just saying your fixation on something everyone does is quite strange.
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Male 6,179
monkwarrior So you are purposely being negative back to negative people to make them upset? When someone is drowning in negativity you don’t pile more negativity on so they sink, you help them remove the negativity so they can get their head above water and start to pull themselves up. It’s called being a decent human being. How do you not understand this?
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Male 10,226
markust Like i said, i'm a reflector and i have a line i don't cross.  Sometimes their negativity can sink them so deep they pop up, like i said. Can't you understand negativity prevents people from being decent human beings?  This is why i told you some times people drowning have to be knocked out in order to be saved - better a bruise then death.
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Male 5,106
monkwarrior like i said interesting assumptions using your delusions to fart. and  indeed and interesting
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Male 10,226
rumham strange you are still fixated on it
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Male 10,226
rumham i see you're still sinking
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Male 5,106
monkwarrior i see you're still stinking... with your farts
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Male 10,226
rumham how can you see that?
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Male 6,179
monkwarrior, “Can't you understand negativity prevents people from being decent human beings?”

I do understand that and it’s why I am so confused that you think not being a decent human being back (reflecting negative) to negative people will help. I think you are just trying to justify your bad behavior.
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Male 10,226
markust i reflect no further than the darkest shade of the grey.  You can think all you like of me, but ultimately you don't know me, what i know, nor the training i've had in matters such as these.
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Male 6,179
monkwarrior All I know is what you are doing is not working. Don’t take my word for it, ask ANYONE on here. If you were trained to reflect negativity back at people it sounds like your training was in being a foreign troll. I can’t think of any other real world application for using negativity against negativity.
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Male 10,226
markust i know you think it's not working, but i also know you have some pretty far-out ideas of how you think i am.  neither are correct, and anyone here on i-a-b isn't a good gauge of anything.
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Male 143
monkwarrior i think you are a paid troll. i think you live in russia
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Male 10,226
jarred you can think whatever you want, but if you do think that you'd be completely wrong.
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Male 6,179
monkwarrior I don’t just think it’s not working, I know it’s not working. You are the false teacher among us.
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Male 10,226
markust you can say all you like, but you just don't really know.  So you might do best to take your own advice and try be positive.
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Male 5,106
monkwarrior oh and everyone here isnt a good gauge of anything the why the fuck do you haunt us with your derpy horseshit Schtick - upvote Fartwarrior
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Male 10,226
rumham up or down vote me all you like, it really doesn't matter to me.
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Male 5,106
monkwarrior is your digestive system working.. i mean if you've never farted that would be weird
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Male 10,226
rumham i digest fine, but your fixation is very strange
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Male 321
monkwarrior "by their works shall ye know them" Matthew 7:20
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Male 10,226
semichisam01 you can, but those who use His words as an insult have much yet to learn.
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Male 6,179
monkwarrior That wasn’t an insult, it was an accusation, and you know it.
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Male 10,226
markust oh many people who 'think' they know Christ's words often use them to insult others, i've seen many atheists try this technique, and i was simply pointing it out.  You should try be positive like you mentioned.
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Male 6,179
monkwarrior Actually your diversion was a pretty clear sign that semichisam01 was onto something. I wouldn’t call you a false prophet like Matthew 7:15-20 warns about, but you show all the signs of being a false teacher. Instead of bringing the sheep together you scatter the flock away. The bizarre things/way you preach that pushes people away from religion are coming from inside you not from the Bible or the Lord. What you are doing is a huge sin.
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Male 10,226
markust there's no diversion.  How do you think the pharisees and Sadducee felt when Jesus, said in Matthew 12:34 "You brood of vipers, how can you who are evil say anything good? For the mouth speaks what the heart is full of."

Do you think the Sadducee and pharisees considered  "by their works shall ye know them".  You can bet your life they did, they hated that he said such things to them, but they were prideful too.

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Male 6,179
monkwarrior So, are you trying to say the reason you make so many people upset on here and push so many people away is not because you are a false teacher who makes things up, it is because we are all evil? That is laughable. Take some responsibility for your actions. What you are doing is not working. Do you really think Jesus wants you turning people off to his teachings? You are behaving like the type of person he was warning about in the sermon on the mount. It is not too late to change. I hear he's pretty forgiving.

And it's not "...by their works shall ye know them"
it's "...by their fruits ye shall know them." 

You literally got Jesus' warning about false prophets wrong in your rebuttal of being accused of being a false teacher. And I don't care if semichisam01 was the first to quote it wrong, you should know better.
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Male 10,226
markust actually, what you're doing isn't working.  notice how holding to misunderstandings and presumptions lead you to negativity?
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Male 6,179
monkwarrior Ha ha. I love how you tried to throw the misunderstandings back on me. You try to pass yourself off as a Christian Monk, yet you can’t even recognize when a line of scripture from the greatest sermon is quoted incorrectly. When this is pointed out to you, the guy who literally yesterday said he always admits when he is wrong, can’t admit that he was wrong. I don’t think it’s negative to point out that you are being a false teacher. What you are doing is a huge sin in the eyes of the lord.
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Male 10,226
markust i see you're becoming more negative, in essence going against your own teaching of "be more positive" and becoming a "false teacher". 

As for the verse, the meaning is known to me, and they did provide Matthew 7:20.  I simply copied and pasted what they had quoted since it was close enough.  Didn't you notice how i never applied the verse to that in my reply, as i had to the verse that was exact?  There's a reason for that.
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Male 6,179
monkwarrior Dude, you’re a fraud. Your calling me a false teacher shows you don’t even know what that means. I’m done here.
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Male 10,226
markust so your negativity increases, showing your false teachings.  That you're done now makes sense, so try keep working at being positive, you might be a true teacher eventually.
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Male 2,935
monkwarrior 
*edit 
Markus explained. I can understand why you'd be upset by the implication, but I think it's an appropriate passage.
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Male 10,226
jaysingrimm You would considering you lean towards atheism and like to insult pettily.

How do you think the pharisees and Sadducee felt when Jesus, said in Matthew 12:34 "You brood of vipers, how can you who are evil say anything good? For the mouth speaks what the heart is full of."

Do you think the Sadducee and pharisees considered  "by their works shall ye know them" towards Christ?.  You can bet your life they did, they hated that he said such things to them, but they were prideful too. 
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Male 2,935
monkwarrior 
I don't think Jesus would have called them petty atheists.

"For the mouth speaks what the heart is full of."

I don't think Jesus would excuse what comes from his mouth as a 'reflection'.

Nonetheless, comparing your situation to one involving a recognized prophet doesn't make the argument you seem to think it does.
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Male 10,226
jaysingrimm He called them a 'brood of vipers'.  He unleashed on them what they could not stand against.  Something you're quite familiar with, as you run away like they did, with bitterness in their heart towards him.
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monkwarrior 
I'm still here. No bitterness.

I'm amused you continue to compare your situation to one involving Jesus.

In this case, it actually reinforces the idea that you think of yourself as a prophet.

You were accused of acting like a false prophet, and your reply was akin to 'see, people even doubted Jesus'.
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Male 10,226
jaysingrimm Interesting you continue your pettiness.  I'm not comparing at all, simply pointing out your flawed understanding inspired by your atheist leanings. Also, I'm not a prophet at all, i'm simply a solider.  
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Male 2,935
monkwarrior "Also, I'm not a prophet at all"

It's good to see you recognize that.

"i'm simply a solider"

I try to be more a lover than a fighter.
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Male 10,226
jaysingrimm if that were true, you would also be far less petty than you are.
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Male 2,935
monkwarrior 
Have a wonderful day.
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Male 10,226
jaysingrimm and you as well, until next time
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Male 321
jaysingrimm "The guilty flee when no man pursues." 
Proverbs 28:1
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Male 2,935
semichisam01 
Not in any episode of COPS I've ever seen :)
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Male 5,106
markust ROAR
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Male 5,106
monkwarrior so after eating some spicy chili you farted? 
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Male 10,226
rumham your fixation on this is quite strange, perhaps you should see a physician.
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markust Oh, look, another +1 :D

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Male 4,091
markust Probably pmarren, lol
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