Emotional Support Animals

Submitted by: LordJim 4 weeks ago in
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Male 13
Why only in the USA you have emotional support animals?
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Male 43,008
This is me

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Male 2,027
I have a one eyed trouser trout that can support about 110 pounds of slippery little redhead. Now THATS emotional support.
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Male 43,008
scheckydamon   Careful with that thing or you may end up "supporting" someone for the next 18 years.
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Male 2,027
Gerry1of1 The connections are severed. And as if I could get some little 110 pound redhead to do the bump with me. THAT would be the winning ticket. Ha!
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Male 43,008
scheckydamon   Oh, plenty of short men would love you, I'm sure!
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Male 2,027
Gerry1of1 Well Hello Sailor!
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5,575
Looks like there's some little wuss with a comfort animal downloading everybody
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Male 7,745
dm2754 I noticed,  and more than one. 
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Male 43,008
My patronus is my emotional support animal 


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Female 5,563
I'm a support animal for my animals
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Male 16,995
I think they should be banned. I understand the need in some rare cases, but it's just become a loophole.
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Male 2,332
I don't know, I think I could use Emotional Support Animal that fat shames me when I eat a donut. This could come in handy.

 

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5,575
It's sort of like naming Stars , no matter what the agency tells you they really do not have theauthority. I'm glad Most states do not recognize support animals as service animals and some states are actually finding people for misusing
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Male 10,903
Should be telling them to go study scripture to find God, if they want emotional support.
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Male 43,008
There is a McDonald's in my local Walmart.  These nasty people
bring there "emotional support rat" with them and it's crawling on 
the table they're seated at.        

 I hate to say we need legislation, but we need some rules to stop these idiots!
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Male 43,008
I manage my apartment building and have to put up with "emotional support animals"

DO NOT GET ME STARTED!!!!!
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Gerry1of1 Seconding what Monk said. You gotta have some fun horror stories. 
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Male 43,008
skypirate monkwarrior 

The stories aren't that interesting to hear, just irritating for me. Bad pet owners
who don't change litter boxes and their therapy-pets piss on everything... etc
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Male 10,903
Gerry1of1 tell some stories
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Male 4,857
I love Jim Jefferies, he tells it like it is.
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Male 560
kalron he's got a podcast to go with the show as well that's good.
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Male 4,857
abetterworld Oh I'm all over that!
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Male 605
Looking at avatars in recent comments, I see a squirrel, a beaver, two dogs and a zigrat.
One of the dogs, over to your left, is Boozer the Wonder Dog. He actually was an emotional support animal for 800 men on a remote island military post. He sat at attention for inspections with the rest of us, and rode the bus to and from the Ops building. He couldn't go into the Ops building, though, because he didn't have a security clearance. He was also a party animal, and that was his downfall.
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