Bring Back The IAB Games You Say?

Submitted by: kalron 6 months ago in Games


Ladies and Gentlemen (Squirrels and Aliens) I present again QWOP!

If you have never played it, you are in for a bumpy ride.  Have a few drinks with some friends and enjoy the fun.

Here is a link to the creator's new HTML5 website.  No Flash required!

http://www.foddy.net/Athletics.html?webgl=true

And just when you think you have had enough, here is a video to show you how much you suck at QWOP:



You're Welcome
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Female 6,127
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Male 8,560
melcervini That... is hilarious. LOL!
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Male 5,364
melcervini That...that is actually some impressive athletics right there :)
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Male 12,667
If anyone wants to make it all the way just so you can say you did:

When the game starts hold Q and W simultaneously. You runner will end up on one knee with the other leg extended in front of him.

Then alternate O and P in a "tick tock" rhythm.

You'll go .1 meters at a time, but you'll complete the race. Takes a little less than 5 minutes.  
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Male 12,222
holygod i tried your tactic and broke my record, now it's 2.2m
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Male 12,667
monkwarrior You really did and didn't make it? You gotta work on your "tick tock" rhythm then.
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Male 12,222
holygod it took me 10m to get 2.1m, but only 1m to get 2.2m.. i didnt have much more time to dedicate to it.
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Male 5,364
holygod That's Cheating!!! ;)
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Male 12,222
2.1m i'm pretty happy with that
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Female 9,760
I went 10 meters just by humping the ground, lol.
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Male 8,560
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Male 796
Speaking of games... has anyone (other than me) thought about creating clans, legions, etc. named I-Am-Bored.com in the many, many games that are out there?  I play most of my games on my iPad.  My new favorite is called Warship Fury.  So I've created a legion called I-am-bored.com.  If any of you fellow IAB gamers are up for checking out this game and joining the IAB legion, please do!  

I see this as a way to get the word out and increase page views.  If we do this right, IAB might one day be able to compete with The Chive.  If that happens, please hire me so I can drink at the custom bar and slide down the custom made slide they have in the Chive offices.

Any concerns about this fancylad?
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Male 5,364
skeeter01 Interesting idea.  Unfortunately I'm not an online gamer.  The last online gaming I played was the original HALO on PC.  Blood Gulch, Capture the Flag...fun times.  Before that it was Ultima Online The Second Age.  God I miss that game.

I checked out Warship Fury, reminds me of Sid Meier's Pirates ship battles.  Not a bad influence for a multiplayer game I must say :)
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Male 12,667
I made it all the way to the end. Took forever.
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Male 844
64.6 meters.  I'm done.  Took forever, too.
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Male 2,172
Perfect lesson in humility
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Male 9,338
NO way am I dumping more time into this "game"  I learned my lesson years ago!
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Male 1,318
Sme fucker from Barbados did this in less than 15 seconds....and then some bastard from Jamaica did a sub 10...
The chinese and russians are already competing to find who has the best qwop enhancing drugs...
And the English are trying to work out how qwop gives them an advantage at competetive scrabble....
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Male 8,560
My performance with this thing was beyond embarrassing. How do you hoomans even move?
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Female 9,760
squrlz4ever Glad to see you back squrlz. *Places some roasted nuts on the table*
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Male 4,316
squrlz4ever How do you think I feel? Ever see a duck's knees?
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Male 6,695
NOPE, HELL NO, Not gonna do it again.  Not even once.

Torture yourselves as you see fit.
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