Squat Magic Or Assblaster 5000: You Make The Call

Submitted by: daegog 8 months ago in Weird


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i must study this commercial. in depth its filmography is amazing. from an artists stand point it gives me a boner!
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Male 1,839
i still prefer the Kernkraft 400:

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=z5LW07FTJbI
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Male 9,474
If this makes your ass toner

THen this is the next dieting craze 

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=rqdxHwaxrNM
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Male 1,839
normalfreak2 Cuttlefish diet...VERY TASTY!!!
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Male 44,932

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Male 1,839
that has to be one of the stupidest ideas ever.  If you use a spring assist to get up...well...you ain't doing a squat!

Just get a chair and put it behind you, and squat until you just tap the chair.  That way if you lose it, you just end up sitting on the chair.  And you get 100% of the squat benefit then
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Male 938
"The Secret" is actually the attachment on the seat that you cannot see when the device is "in use"

:-P
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Male 5,522
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Male 2,444
If it's on an infomercial, it's 99% likely that it's fucking useless.
Want strong legs but don't want to put too much stress on your knees. Skip those stairs and try out our new escalator. Get to any height you wish with our patented vertically assisted moving stairs.
Stairs too confusing for you?


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Male 4,380
I... I thought this was a parody.. but.. but Amazon sells them...
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Male 2,444
DuckBoy87 
American Amazon wants $120 but to ship to Canada, they want almost $60 plus an additional $44 import fee. Totaling over $220. And if you want a 3 year warranty, that'll be an additional $20. Not sure if that's American currency.
Canadian Amazon wants $276 plus $54 for shipping and that 3 year warranty is $78 for Canadians. So that's $330 plus the warranty brings it to over $400 for that ridiculous piece of garbage.

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Male 18,150
oobaka I can't believe you guys are looking to buy one. 
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Male 4,380
Draculya I'm either. I was checking to see if it really was a real product. The concept of it is so asinine that, like I said, I initially thought it was a parody
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Male 18,150
DuckBoy87 "ass-in-ine" I see what you did there.
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Male 9,016
DuckBoy87 DuckBoy, if memory serves, you once remarked that you enjoy reading some of my narratives. I just recounted an adventure I had long ago in Belfast in the English Sports thread. If you have some time to kill, you might check it out.
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Male 2,444
Draculya I'm not. Just wanted to see the ridiculous prices they're asking for garbage.
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Female 6,442
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Male 110
melcervini They did all they could but it took them an hour just to get the smile off his face
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Male 1,738
melcervini I love that movie.  Lots of great quotes
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Male 12,943
cheap alternative: use a wall
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Male 1,203
monkwarrior cheap alternative: stick your head into an oven. 
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Male 12,943
BuckeyeJoe run along buttercup
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Male 1,203
monkwarrior buttercup along run
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Male 12,943
BuckeyeJoe run along snowflake.
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Male 1,203
monkwarrior Naa, gonna stay.
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Male 12,943
BuckeyeJoe suit yourself buttercup.
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Male 1,203
monkwarrior I will.
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Male 12,943
BuckeyeJoe then run along snowflake.
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Male 1,203
monkwarrior Naa, gonna stay.
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Male 12,943
BuckeyeJoe suit yourself buttercup troll
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Male 926
BuckeyeJoe No need to be a douchebag when he is being helpful.  Reward good behavior, ignore BS that isn't going to change whatever you say.
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