South Park's Mr. Garrison Is Forced To Teach Evolution

Submitted by: squrlz4ever 3 months ago in Entertainment Funny

South Park - Mr.Garrison's Evolution Theory from morinetti on Vimeo.



Yes, it's true. You all share a common ancestor in the Retard Frog-Squirrel.
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Female 5,575
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Male 1,014
This video was funnier than the Gun Control cartoon. This was meant as a subtle comment on the gun debate, wasn't it? 
The only other explanation is I'm going crazy. 
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boredhuman I suppose people can read whatever they want into things, but I submitted this as a respite from the gun control and political bickering--not as a comment on them.
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Male 1,014
squrlz4ever OK, looks like I'm going crazy. I'm glad there are more actually funny/uplifting posts starting to dilute the political bickering. 
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Male 43,033
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Male 3,775
I think they teach this in Arkansas, Mississippi and Louisiana.
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Male 43,033
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Male 328
sounds like christianity
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Male 2,172
Completely legit according to some.
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Male 7,080
So Apes evolved from Man and Squirrels evolved from Apes?
This explains much
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Male 7,080
I always suspected that you all were just a few steps removed from retarded frog squirrels
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Male 4,866
OH the irony of transgendered Mrs. Garrison being an evolution denier.

Remember kids...this happens in that episode too :)

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Male 16,998
kalron27 is he enjoying it?
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Male 43,033
Draculya "she".... is "she" enjoying it?
Are you some kind of tranyphobe? 
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Male 7,254
Gerry1of1 I was just reading some information about South Park. And, yeah, I guess I should've referred to this character, in this episode, as Mrs. Garrison, seeing as she received a sex-change operation.

That show is so irreverent and bizarre and funny. Just reading some of the plot summaries has me laughing. In one of the episodes, Mr. Garrison (at that point, he identifies as a man) pens a romance novel called In the Valley of Penises.
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Male 43,033
squrlz4ever  You?  My comment was at Draculya.... you aren't switching profile names are you?    How many personalities do you really have, Sibyl??
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Male 7,254
Gerry1of1 Sorry sorry sorry. I was reading your comment to Drac and realized I'd referred to the character as Mister Garrison. By the time I'd finished reading up on South Park and started to write my comment, I'd totally forgotten you were addressing Drac.

Oof. I haven't had a coffee today and it shows.
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Male 1,014
squrlz4ever It's definite proof that squrlz4ever has multiple accounts. Now I see what 5cats was talking about! :P
There even was a public confession (which i can't find now).
Don't worry, I don't care about IAB sock-puppets
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boredhuman This is Squrlz post. It's kind of obvious he jumped in because he used "Mr." instead of "Mrs." in the post.

Update: You're funny.
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Male 7,254
boredhuman "There even was a public confession"? Excuse me, but what the heck are you talking about?
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Male 6,404
squrlz4ever Boredhuman is just messing with you. He's talking about your epic "A PUBLIC CONFESSION" in this post.
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Male 7,254
markust123 Ohhhhh yeah. Thanks, Markus. And sorry, BH. Dang, I forgot all about that little essay of mine.

Seriously, I dash of so many quirky things on here I can't keep track. I was actually thinking of doing a "2017 Squrlz Year In Review" post in December, but with all the holiday hubbub never got to it. It would've featured:


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squrlz4ever Thanks! I missed a bunch of these. 

It's the cutest nazi I've ever seen!
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