Drunk Attempts To Break Into Vehicle, Let The Play-By-Play Ensue

Submitted by: kalron 6 months ago in Funny


KIRO Radio captured surveillance footage of a vandal trying to break in to one of our employee's vehicles in our parking lot. While the suspect is still at large, we took the liberty to have John Curley (Host) give his play-by-play of the incident. 
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Male 4,199
Nah, this is just a commercial for the makers of that mop handle.

Look how strong our handles are!
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Male 43,801
In his defense, I don't think this is MonkWarrier's fault. Someone must have
put something in his drink or he would never behave like this.
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Male 43,801
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Male 492
Drunks are dumb, and stupid and ignorant. Oh did I also mention drunks are dumb. Fucking retard. Funny but still dumb and stupid and ignorant.
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Male 577
That could've been me 10 years ago. Thank god I straightened my ass up. I once stole a U-haul truck from a gas station (keys were in the ashtray) and drove it 25 miles to a park near my house. Never got cought, and I slept great that night! I bet that gas station don't leave the keys to the U-haul trucks  in the asshtrays anymore.
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254
lol
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