Trump Speaks On A 4th Grade Level

Submitted by: holygod 8 months ago in Funny


Why can't people see what a stable genius he is?
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Male 722
I think this grading trump thing is silly. He's an idiot and we should just leave it at that.

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Male 803
I read an article about this earlier today, and I got curious about where I'd rank.  So I took one of the longer comments I wrote recently here and ran it through the Flesch Kinkaid checker in MS Word and it scores me at an 8.5 grade level.  Just a wee bit shy of the average American, which is apparently 9th grade according to the article I read.  I guess I need to do me some more readin' to get my score betterized.
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Male 4,322
skeeter01 Thanks to your idea, I took my last 3 longest comments (all of which were in the H&M post), and found that mine was actually at an 8.7. What I'm more proud of is that only 10% of the sentences I wrote were passive. Moreover, this is great, because anyone can actually check anyone else's comments with the checker; no one can be dishonest.
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Male 8,665
skeeter01 Whoah, interesting idea there. I'd say you're definitely one of the more sophisticated writers on IAB.

I think everyone's score on here takes a hit because of the comment format. I'll often write a lengthy comment and then prune it back and simplify it on the grounds that most people on IAB skim rather than read, per se. I'll bet many still consider me way too wordy as it is.
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Male 12,687
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Male 1,618
squrlz4ever Yup




just kidding.


Just don't get me started on excavation projects . . .
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Male 7,277
My great nephew says Trumpanzee is too immature to be president
And he is only 5 years old
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no shit why do you think people voted for him. for the record all of you do to. . 
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Male 8,665
andy_bart All that mouth breathing of yours is fogging up my monitor.

~Squrlz rubs condensation off with paw~
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Male 5,116
squrlz4ever Ooh an insult hurled by squrly, must be serious. You feel OK?
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Male 8,665
trimble I feel great, thanks.

Have you checked out Andy Bart's comment table? Frequent gratuitous insults aimed at liberals, grammatical errors, the use of "shit," "cunt," and ALL CAPS, and the defense of hate speech? Check, check, check, and check!

If you haven't picked up on it already, Andy Bart is a sockpuppet.
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Male 263
Area fourth graders call press conference; state they are "deeply insulted by the comparison".
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Male 44,480

Heeee's   SuperLyin'FragileRacistWhinyBraggadocious !





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Male 12,687
Gerry1of1 God damnit I like this. Where did you get it from?
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Male 44,480
holygod 

SuperLyin'FragileRacistWhinyBraggadocious!
Donald in the White House 
is something quite atrocious
Who the hell would vote for him
They must have brain necrosis
SuperLyin'FragileRacistWhinyBraggadocious!

Just wrote that for you.  If you can think of a better rhyme than 'necrosis' change it! lol
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Male 1,618
Gerry1of1 Fucking Brilliant.  Just sang it out loud - my wife thinks I'm insane btw - and it works very well.
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Male 12,687
Gerry1of1 Nice. Did you actually come up with the "SuperLyin'FragileRacistWhinyBraggadocious!" or did you get that part from somewhere else?
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Male 44,480
holygod Is it so impossible to believe I have an imaginative mind?  


okay, I stumbled across it accidentally and it made me laugh.... but I did the other lyrics
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Male 12,687
Gerry1of1 No, I think you are a smart and funny guy, but that is fucking brilliant. Not that you aren't capable of coming up with it, I was just curious. I was going to say if you did come up with it you need to turn it into a meme and spread it like HPV.
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Male 6,734
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Male 12,687
Anybody else shocked by the fact that W ranks higher than his dad?
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Male 2,172
This post is so covfefe
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Male 12,687
bliznik Fake News
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