Parents Explain Masturbation To Their Kids

Submitted by: Gerry1of1 6 months ago in Funny


This is really rude to chickens! (Safe-ish for work, just turn the volume down.)
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Male 43,801
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Male 630
Where's the buxom step-mom showing how it's done?  Did porn lie to me?  I need to re-watch again, for science.
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Male 1,634
Beaverfever Are you gonna sit there and tell me that that lady did not have huge breasts?  I mean, the rest of her was huge too and she's not wearing a bra to hold them up and make them look good, but they are there.
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Male 630
waldo863 Buxom, not beastly.
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Male 43,801
I had sex-ed in the 70s so dad never had to have the birds/bees talk with me.
But later, when mom died and dad started dating again at age 70 I had to have
a safe sex talk with my wizened old dad.    He was sooooo embarrassed. lol
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Male 2
Wow,,, The education is quite interesting, thank you
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Male 17,300
Think that's awkward? Try having the conversation with your daughter because your wife doesn't want to.
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Male 2,213
Draculya Im in the same boat. What is the matter with them?
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Male 43,801
chicagojay Some women are not comfortable with their hu-hu's
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Male 971
Good idea, being open and honest about sex with our kids is the best line of defense against teenage pregnancy, STD's and even sexual abuse to a point. It also helps lift the stigma of sex being a bit wrong and dirty which still exists. 
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Male 5,637
mrteatime it great your dad told you how to jack off how organic
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Male 971
rumham Self taught all the way, me old China!
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Male 1,634
mrteatime Yup, whether you teach someone something or not, they'll still learn.  Learning the correct facts instead of whatever rumors you have heard about it is infinitely better in the long run.  Yes, it may be a bit uncomfortable, but that's the point, it shouldn't be and if we educate our children on stuff like this properly then it won't be uncomfortable anymore.
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Male 5,637
waldo863 if you have to be taught how to jackoff. then you are a warrior
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Male 177
mrteatime but then they'll have all the info they need to be perverted sex-hounds! No, don't look at the statistics that show that STDs and teen pregnancy are down, and age of first sexual encounter is up; this generation is lost!
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Male 5,637
why? seriously just why
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Male 43,801
rumham So the boys will stop using all the hot water in the shower.
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Male 5,637
Gerry1of1 did you need someone to tell you how to jack off.
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Male 43,801
rumham It's not a 'how to' talk. It's a 'don't be ashamed' talk. 


And a 'don't stain the laundry' talk
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Male 5,637
Gerry1of1 masturbating leads to a life of hellfire!!! shame!!
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Male 43,801
rumham   masturbation leads to one arm bigger than the other.
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Male 1,634
rumham Because, whether you teach something to your kids or not they learn about it, and what they learn if you don't teach it could be incorrect.  
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Male 5,637
waldo863 how can you incorrectly masturbate. are there mousetraps involved, or maybe ghost pepper extract
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Male 1,634
rumham Maybe they are masturbating without lotion?  You can chafe that way.  Maybe they are not cleaning up after themselves?  I dunno. 
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