Man Torches Parents' House To Avenge Decade Old Fart Prank With Brother

Submitted by: littlemissqt 1 month ago in News & Politics Weird
The house of farts.

A Washington man still reeling from his brother’s decade-old fart prank set his parents’ home on fire this week as revenge for the gassy insult. Police say Joel Cruz, 29, was alone inside his parents’ home in the city of Yakima Wednesday when his anger reignited from his brother cutting the cheese in his face 10 years ago, CBS affiliate KIMA-TV reported.

A mad Cruz then placed a pot of vegetable oil on the stove with the burner on high and ran out of the home before a blaze erupted, according to the news outlet. Silent and deadly, indeed.
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Male 4,244
those beans ran deep.  FIBER AND FURY. 
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Male 41,423
rumham ............... Huh ? ..............
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Male 4,244
Gerry1of1 i have a new book coming out. Fiber and Fury - The Bean Voyage.
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Male 755
rumham Please let it be a picture book...
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Male 6,500
toetagmodel2 yes please so Trump can enjoy it too
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Male 4,244
toetagmodel2 it's scratch and sniff
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Male 41,423
rumham Beans? ..... too many carbs
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Male 6,500
Gerry1of1 but you save on gas
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Male 41,423
What's this guys name? Fart Garfunkel or Fartacus !
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Male 41,423
Ah... the Fart of War between brothers.
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Male 4,664
"Cruz told police he heard voices in his head and was put through a mental evaluation.
Police say they tried to put him in a state hospital, but the hospitals turned him away because he was a danger to others and himself."

No kidding.
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Male 1,470
trimble What?  I need more details on this.  Those are exactly the type of people the state hospital is supposed to take in, so they can't cause any harm to themselves or others, since they are likely to.
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Male 42,596
You have to admire his... persistence? o_O
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Male 4,244
5cats stfu
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Male 21,310
A fart for the ages, obviously. I like the slow burn on the revenge though -- nicely done.
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Male 41,423
fancylad Ha! Did you fart 'cause your pun blew me away!
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Male 6,108
If ever there was a time I'd expect a news anchor to start laughing during a report, this was it. But not even a smile. Huh.
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Male 6,500
squrlz4ever Was not the first time he reported a house burning down from a gas leak
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Male 6,108
thezigrat LOL! That was good.
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Male 272
That's some serious "Cask of Amontillado" revenge right there. 
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Male 6,500
johndplorable Have pity Montrasaur
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Female 4,875
johndplorable I was thinking "Hop Frog"  From Creepy Magazine. Cover: Frazetta/comic: Reed Crandall.  LOVED it when they illustrated the classics :D
























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Male 272
melcervini I didn't know this Poe story and I'd never seen Creepy magazine before. Thanks for posting it! Great illustrations.  
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Male 6,500
johndplorable How could you not know of Warren Magazine?? It is legendary not just for its stories of it's magazine line but the artists they used as well
Such as Boris, Frezetta Etc
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Male 272
thezigrat Just never knew about it. I collected X-men comics. Never new about Boris until I discovered his art on the Intertubes. I steered away from horror movies/mags when I was a kid. Just didn’t like gore. Probably missed out on some cool stuff, this magazine included. 
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Male 6,500
johndplorable In rl i was raised on airforce bases and often Warren were the only comics I could get at the BX which should explaine much of my sense of humor
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