Happy Ending Massages For Women: Do They Exist?

Submitted by: fancylad 7 months ago in Lifestyle


In the name of gender equality, this female reporter hunts for a happy ending massage for women. Turns out it's harder to find than you think.
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Male 329
Um, I have a living room.
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Male 1,803
she is just looking in all the wrong places!  
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5,987
So did anyone make it to the end of this stupid shit?
It looks like we can bottom line it after a minute.
"It's hard to get something illegal through legal sources." Duh.
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Male 1,709
dm2754 i made it 50 seconds before shutting it off. 
Her valley girl accent is nails on chalkboard irtritating.
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Male 6,359
Probably not a good idea to offer such a thing on site.

If your advertisements mentioned it and they STILL came in seeking services, well ok, it might be worth a shot.
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japan.

It exists, in countries where women want this type of thing. If there was a demand for it in the states it would exist.

From what I understand though the majority of people who go to the spa to get full body regular massages are women. pretty sure they enjoy it enough without someone trying to fondle their genitals. I dont know if this is correct, I am stereo typing here. Someone who has the legit statistical numbers on who spends more time at the spa men or women should speak up. Though I am pretty sure that when it comes to the spa the majority customers are women.

Guys on the other hand want one type of massage in one special place, and its considered prostitution and its illegal in most places.
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Male 17,300
bill_watson It exists, in countries where women want this type of thing. If there was a demand for it in the states it would exist.

LOL. Most of the customers are from the states. Your logic is like saying "Las Vegas residents are such hedonists. All they ever do is gamble and go whoring. If we LA residents wanted hookers and gaming, we'd have it everywhere."
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Draculya mmmm. no, what i am saying is that regardless if its legal or illegal if there is money to be made someone will be making it.
I am saying that the reason its less common is because less women will spend there money on this product, but ive heard from sources that in japan for some reason women do this more often and they spend as much as the guys do and its more available to them.

I am not saying that its not in america, i am just saying its a matter of supply and demand. If the women of the world want more male prostitutes by golly thats what they would get.
 
also LA has a shit ton of hookers and gambling its just not legal. Well i think the only thing illegal now is slot machines. im not familiar with californian Laws but thats how it is in washington state.


How are you saying most of the customers are from the states? The difference between cultures of differing countries isnt hard to grasp. I'd imagine that in japan most customers looking for a happy ending would be japanese, just like most customers in the states would be american. I dont see how your retort is even relavent. All i am is confused by your post.

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Male 1,440
bill_watson Having sex for money isn't illegal.  Soliciting for it is.  Running a property where you take a cut is.  Making money from others doing it is.  But getting money for sex is not illegal.
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punko I dont see how this applies to mah post as the last line of it was meant to be a quirky joke. It was mostly irrelevant. I dont care about the gritty details of prostitution. I dont pay for sex anyways and Ive never gotten a happy ending. But now that Ive been told about the japanese legal system I may be into getting one.
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Male 1,709
punko prostitution, the commercial exchange of sex for money, goods, service, or some other benefit agreed upon by the transacting parties, is illegal in the US and Japan. BUT, the definition of prostitution in Japan is much more limited (basically vaginal intercourse) and a handjob isn't considered prostitution.
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Male 1,440
squidbush Well, not in the EU, Canada, or most other countries.
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squidbush wow thats nice to know. when did you learn the technical aspects of the japanese legal system? 
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Male 1,709
bill_watson Experience.
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Male 6,245
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Male 43,801
    Is this a Sneeze or an Orgasm ?

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Female 5,784
Gerry1of1 lego on the floor
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Male 43,801
melcervini     You are clearly a woman of experience.
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Male 43,801
Personally, I don't like happy endings.
I like a Happy Beginning.  THEN give me massage after my O face.
Include a sammich and you get a big tip.


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Male 1,996
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You'll find one easily in Thailand...
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Male 8,010
layla_wilson Layla, you know entirely too much about the Thai sex industry. ~suspicious side-look~
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squrlz4ever my brother lived in Pattaya for a few years. Went to visit him a few times and there was no way to avoid it. There's a reason they call it "Disneyland for adults" xD
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Male 1,996
layla_wilson if Thailand is Disneyland then Korea surely must be Six Flags...
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Female 5,784
woodyville06 Then the Philippines is Opryland
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Male 17,300
layla_wilson it's common in SE Asia, but rare in Hong Kong. Indonesia, Thailand, Cambodia for sure.
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Male 1,996
layla_wilson in Korea the "steam and cream" shops were good for a happy ending.
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Male 1,996
layla_wilson for girls or by girls?
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woodyville06 guys and girls that will give happy endings to girls
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