You Have 10 Seconds To Talk To Your Dog, He Understands You And Answers

Submitted by: fancylad 1 month ago in Lifestyle


What do you say?
There are 17 comments:
Male 325
From now on, take care of your own damn poop, or find another place to live.
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Male 349
You pooped in the refrigerator? And you ate the whole wheel of cheese? How'd you do that? 
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Male 572
Beaverfever You know I don't speak spanish! I'm not even mad, I'm just impressed
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Male 349
toetagmodel2 Baxter. You're so wise.  You're like a miniature Buddha covered in hair. 
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Male 6,690
"Look puppy, in 10 seconds you won't be able to answer me in English anymore, so from then on in i'll ask you yes and no questions, all you have to do is quietly bark once for yes, and twice for no.  Loud barks won't be counted, do you understand?"
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Male 1,038
The door opens by *turning* the door knob.
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Male 671
We don't deserve you.
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Female 8,184
Please- other dogs are fine, have fun, play with them- i'll look after you and always take YOU home. 
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2,922
Bark Bark! woof! grrrr

you know, just to fuck with them. 
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Male 10,393
I'm sorry about your balls. She made me do it.
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Male 40,605
holygod Dog answers "YOU took them! I just woke up and they were gone! How Could You !!! grrrrr"
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105
stop eating shit. if you learn to poop on a special toilet ill feed you more treats.
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bill_watson, that is awsome! Nice one... That would be mine as well.
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Male 40,605
bill_watson Dog answers back " Have you ever tried one? Turds are delicious! "
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Male 2,136
You bark too much and have to go out at inconvenient times. 
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Male 40,605
chicagojay Dog answers "Yeah! Well I'm tired of you blaming your farts on me!!!"
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Male 40,605
I'd say "I love you" just so I could hear the most sincere, unconditional  "I love you" back you could ever hear.





but what if he hates me ??????

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