This Is What First Class On Emirates Looks Like

Submitted by: fancylad 1 week ago in Entertainment


This is what first class on Emirates Boeing 777 looks like. It like a your own private masturbation chamber.
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Male 3,289
Looks pretty fancy - I wonder if they overbook, if ya gets's the deluxe beating.
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Male 5,213
captkangaroo LOL. I am a little embarrassed to admit that it took me three readings before I got this joke.

Yes, if the flight's overbooked, you get beaten with buttery-soft deerskin leather gloves and then dragged off the plane by Emirates' own smartly attired security guards. It's worth every penny!
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Male 313
Where does one take a shit or piss?  No in-flight pee bottles?
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Male 969
I think airfare should be proportional to income.  If you earn > $1M per year, you should be obligated to fly this way.
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Male 8,715
punko I think airfare should be proportional to income. 

Why? Does it take more fuel or cost more to fly a person just because they have more numbers in their banking account?

An airline is paid 'X' amount of dollars to move an ~200lb meatbag from point A to point B. What that meatbag has in its banking account is irrelevant.  

The only money the airline is worried about is how much more you're willing to spend for comfort.
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Male 969
megrendel Look at the benefits.  The multi-millionaire won't miss the cash, and the airfare for the remainder of the passengers will go down!

If rich folks were properly shamed for flying with the plebes instead of in first class where they belong, things would be fine.  Instead, we have entire planes without first class seating !  Unbelievable.

Allowing Mr. Moneybags to fly for the same rate as Joe Sixpack ?  Unforgivable.

I blame the loss of the class system.
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Male 1,530
punko actually, I think they feel entitled to fly that way when they they make that kind of money.
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Male 9
I've flown in one of those -- 5 stars all the way.
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Female 452
Meh. Nothing that RyanAir hasn't got.
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Male 1,530
DrCribbens two engines, wings...
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Male 5,213
Appparently, the rich move much more slowly than the rest of us. ~scratches head~
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Male 1,530
squrlz4ever when you get treated like that instead of human cargo you would wish for time to stand still.
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Male 3,879
if you got a spare 15 grand to throw away, go for it.
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