Darth Santa

Submitted by: thezigrat 1 week ago in Entertainment Funny


Darth Santa comes once a year 
To spread his generous cheer
to all the young Jedi Girls and Boys
To take their toys and ruin their Joys
for they will wake Christmas morn
with their tree laid bare
and their Socks empty
Thus feeling a Sith's scorn

Actually I have been getting great gifts each Christmas ever since I found a red crystal and used it in making my light saber. Although it is strange some are marked "For Bobby, Tommy or Luke" I even got one to Gerry1of1 It is a collectors limited edition deluxe Phaser II. My Socks were all filled with nuts packaged to Horatio Q.
There are 7 comments:
Male 5,412
I have been a very good squirrel. Looking forward to your socks, Zig.
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Male 10,297
I have a 16 ft inflatable darth vader with a candy cane in my front yard.
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Male 5,412
holygod LOL. I... I'm not sure whether to believe you or not. Sixteen feet is massive!
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Male 5,412
holygod Holy Crap! All the neighborhood kids must think you are the coolest dad. That's awesome.
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Male 1,509
Male 1,838
How does Darth Vader know what you're getting for Christmas?

He always feels your presents.
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