Creepy Clown Faces Sex Rap For Haunted House Asking Women If He Can "Donald Trump" Them

Submitted by: trimble 8 months ago in News & Politics Weird

A man who was working a haunted barn attraction during Halloween who goes by the name Shakes the Clown has been charged with groping two women at a holiday haunted house. Judging from his mugshot, and his clown mask, this should be of no surprise.

An excerpt from The Smoking Gun: According to a criminal complaint, the victims had their breasts pawed last month while waiting to enter a “haunted barn” at a campground in Janesville. Police had been summoned to the scene following reports that women were “touched inappropriately by a clown.”

Two women told cops that a “clown with green hair” first approached them and asked, “Do you want me to Donald Trump?” While making this inquiry, the clown “made a hand gesture towards their vaginas and made a squeezing motion,” the complaint alleges.

Both women said that they “were not touched at that time,” but had been “caught off guard by what the clown had said and found it inappropriate.”

Following the “Trump” comment, the clown allegedly grabbed and squeezed the breast of one woman, and then did the same thing to her companion. The clown’s actions, the women told police, left them feeling “violated and uncomfortable.” Neither victim, investigators noted, gave “the clown consent to grab her breast.”

There are 14 comments:
Female 1,368
At least he didn’t ask for a “Bill Clinton” 
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Male 17,283
pinkminx22 at least he asked.
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Male 6,334
Maybe he is preparing for his presidential campaign?
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Male 9,723
1st Rule of Haunted Houses:  NEVER TOUCH THE GUESTS
2nd Rule of Haunter Houses: It's never a successful season until SOMEone pisses themselves. 
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Male 747
I don't understand these hair wasters.  Why is it that people who are not bald decide to shave their heads?  I consider this an affront to the involuntarily bald.
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Male 213
skeeter01 maybe because he wears a rubber hat for a living
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Male 5,141
Well...I say that was a pretty damn scary haunted house.
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Male 21,613
To "Donald Trump" someone is an adjective now. What a time to be alive.
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Male 5,027
fancylad If only folks like you knew what a large role you played in his rise.
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Male 176
trimble but nothing new happened this election; mud-slinging is the bread and butter of modern US politics, and the news has never been unbiased.
Unless the point was to burn the fucker down, it's silly to say "I voted for my candidate because you made fun of him."
(Although making fun of your opposition's base doesn't get you converts)
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Male 176
elgabalo nothing new in terms of behaviour (internet and internet related things don't work without our preexisting tendencies)
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Male 6,496
trimble An entertainment site doesn't have the true power to call out a presidential candidates actions. It is the news media who failed America. They had chance after chance to report truthfully how he was not in any way behaving presidential which would have ended his candidacy, but they wanted their ratings, and Donald was a ratings dynamo. There were at least 6 candidate killing stories that the news had fun with but didn't report to the fullest, then let go to chase the next story. You could see the shock in the news media's faces the night of the election. All the reporters had that same what have we done look. Well, except Fox News. They had a look what the "MSM" has done shit eating grin on their faces. Donald Trump is 100% the news media's fault.
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Male 6,334
markust123 Trump was elected because a large portion of the US voter base is tarded.
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