And Now For Your Daily Moment Of Zen: Tiny Monkey Buys Juice

Submitted by: fancylad 8 months ago in Funny Weird


Aww, he thinks he's people!
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Male 7,254
This makes me want my own tiny monkey.
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Male 787
squrlz4ever You do not want a monkey.

I used to work at a store where I had to care for monkeys. It's like having a two year old that can leap across a room and masturbates constantly. They jack it with the same intensity that the one in the video hits those buttons, angry and trying to make eye contact the whole time.

So yeah, I spent a summer cleaning up monkey shit and spooge while the boss paraded around trying to sell them to people who had no idea what they were getting into.

They are not pets. They're barely wild animals. They're another species of intelligent being, and they get tired of your shit just as fast as you get tired of theirs.
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Male 7,254
profworm Okay. I take it all back: I do not want my own tiny monkey. When I get a hankering for a tiny monkey, I'll just watch this YouTube video again and reread your comment.
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Male 787
squrlz4ever They're fun in certain situations. In a comfortable habitat, well cared for so you can see them without too much risk. But does anyone really want to put diapers on another living thing for 40+ years?

No. The answer is no.
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Male 43,295
Time to mess up monkey zen with a cannon ball!


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Male 1,709
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Juice. 
Yup. exactly like people treat vending machines.
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