Why Bird Penises Are So Weird?

Submitted by: fancylad 6 months ago in Science


It's good to have a little knowledge about everything.
There are 26 comments:
Male 870
Ok so that explains bird penises, but can anyone explain why I have a bird penis???
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Male 1,709
What do you do for a living?

I'm a scientist.

Oh? that's interesting. What do you do as a scientist?

I measure bird penises.

*leaves*
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Male 16,796
"MINE! MINE! MINE!"
-Donald Trump
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Female 1,331
Duck Dick..Duck Dick..Dick Duck..Duck Dick...that is all
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Male 4,089
They don't call me DuckBoy for nothing ;)

Any ladies willing?
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Male 5,091
DuckBoy87 wait. you . wait. no, no wait.. you are a boy duck, or a duck boy
.and you have a bird penis? damn the more i hear the more badass you seem
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Male 540
So rapists have larger penises.  Good to know.
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Male 42,557
so THAT's why they call it 'screwing'

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Male 5,091
Gerry1of1 corkcock swirlpecker
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Male 5,635
REALLY?  This is basically a Furry post in disguise.
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Male 5,091
daegog you wish
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Male 42,557
I've been to 23 & Me to get dna analysis for heritage. I am the whitest man on earth. I was hoping for some variety but not even some indian or spanish or anything. I am

85% English 
8 % Irish
4 % Scot
3 % scandewegian {northern europe} 

Well, thank God there isn't any french !
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Female 8,367
Gerry1of1 I can't see the damn point- my Mother side is accounted for to about 1723, My Fathers is unknow due to HIS Father being a Barnados boy, and possibly half Rom, which is irrelevant because I wasn't raised Rom. I am english middle class to the bone- not anything smart, but tradesmen, upper servants and business owners as far back as it can be checked. I know who I am, it bothers me not a whit if one of the tradesmen was Black (perfectly possible due to lots of free black men in trading ports) or any other race. I affects nothing.
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Male 42,557
madduck You're related to Charlemagne according to Stephen Fry on Qi.... and Stephen is never wrong.
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Female 8,367
Gerry1of1 - mathematically Yes, in reality probably not. I neither know nor care- I have the family ankles ( seven generations at the very least) the eyes, and possibly the temperament. Generations of mutts as are all British subjects.
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Male 672
Gerry1of1 White people having their DNA analyzed is having their privilege literally checked.

30% Ireland
22% Europe West
21% Great Britain
15% Scandinavia
10% Italy/Greece
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Male 5,091
jclv mine is 
76% ganjaland
16% vodka
3% crackerass cracker
5% Quantum Fluctuations.
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Male 42,557
jclv The italian bit makes sense, Rome invaded the world. Everyone has italian....except me. 
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Male 7,209
Gerry1of1 I had my 23andMe test done. I am:

96% Eastern Gray Squirrel
3 % Red Squirrel
1 % Miscellaneous rodent (undefined)

About what I was expecting. The worst part was spitting and spitting and spitting into that little plastic vial.
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Male 1,931
squrlz4ever That 1% is a Pygmy Jerboa and may have something to do with you knuts.

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Male 7,209
scheckydamon LOL! Are you saying my nuts are pygmy sized?!

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Male 1,931
squrlz4ever Hey if the hand, sorry paw fits, then shake it and make a friend.
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Male 42,557
squrlz4ever Spit ?  I pee'd in it
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Female 9,699
Gerry1of1 I would like to get my DNA analysed, but I can't afford it at the moment. 
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Male 5,091
panth753 analy seed?
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Male 42,557
panth753 It's okay. Your dna won't change, you can do it later.
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