USMC Drill Instructor Tries To Teach Reporter How To Make A Bed Military-Style

Submitted by: squrlz4ever 2 months ago in Funny


It doesn't go particularly well.
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Male 1,118
God If I ever joined the military I'd get fucking reamed. I've always sucked at making beds
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541
All that discipline, and he still couldn't avoid swearing in the very first sentence :D

Also: are V-shaped bodies a requirement for drill instructors?
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Male 4,213
The good old days, i look back and wonder how i kept from laughing more.
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Female 4,659
30+ years later, you can still bounce a quarter off my bed.  
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Male 5,427
melcervini That is awesome, Mel. I don't think you'll be surprised to learn that I had you in mind when I submitted this video.
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Female 4,659
squrlz4ever He should have given her a full taste by flipping the rack upside down.  If ONE recruit's rack has the smallest flaw, you'll come back from chow to this.  (and have 5 fucking minutes to clean this clusterfuck up)
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Male 1,284
melcervini We called that a Ricki Tornado in Navy Basic.  Ricki was a generic term for recruit of course.  And yeah, it would either be after meals, or even worse, just after PT.  Go, get a nice good workout in and come back to that, and has to get it all fixed up before we could hit the showers.
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Female 4,659
waldo863 and if you didn't within *their* timeframe, you got MORE PT, then another attempt, then MORE PT... lol
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Male 1,284
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Female 4,659
waldo863 Ahh, good times :)
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Male 5,427
melcervini Omigosh. That... would be trying. I don't expect many recruits make a rack with a flaw more than once.
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Female 4,659
squrlz4ever it MAKES you act as a unit (heh, unit)  brainwashing through fear and intimidation is highly effective LOL
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