Obese Cop Can't Fit Into His Squad Car

Submitted by: fancylad 4 months ago in Funny


In the parking lot of a fast food restaurant. In general, do police departments enforce health and fitness minimums?
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Female 4,732
There are no fat police in New Zealand. How is he going to chase anybody???
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Male 42,596
Why didn't he just try the other side? Probably too much stuff in the way to crawl over?

Once they are in the force they are hard to kick out. Usually they get a desk job if they're that unfit though, maybe he has that?
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Male 4,771
What kind of damage did he do to the car parked next to his?
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Male 4,664
They're probably hiring. 
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Male 6,499
Throw on some shades and He looks like Officer Barbrady
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Female 4,875
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Male 4,244
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Male 6,092
If you can't jog 2 miles in under 20 minutes, you should not be a cop on patrol. And there is no way this fella could meet that standard. Heck, he'd be lucky if he could walk 2 miles, let alone jog them.
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Male 6,499
squrlz4ever I doubt he could catch the Big Mac guy on foot.
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Male 4,236
thezigrat Don't you mean the Hamburglar?
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Male 1,974
squrlz4ever When I was about his size, I could easily walk 5-10 miles. Couldn't run for shit, though.
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Male 21,310
oobaka Walking at a good pace is better for you anyway -- the knees are always the first to go for runners.
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Male 1,974
fancylad Much less impact walking than running. My knees are shot though. I'm lucky if I can walk around the block these days. My buddy routinely walks for days. He's walked across the island we live on several times. (roughly 800 miles)
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Female 4,875
can't park for shit either
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Male 4,771
Didn't cops used to have fitness standards?
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Male 6,499
daegog Only in the academy once you're a cop, not so much
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Male 1,974
thezigrat That's the height of shit. 
ME: That guy just stole my wallet
FAT COP: Whelp...it's gone now. *takes puff from an inhaler and bite from doughnut*
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Male 21,310
daegog that's what i thought.
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