Gordon Ramsay Learns How To Make Pure Cocaine

Submitted by: fancylad 9 months ago in Weird


Ramsey leaves the kitchen and hikes into a remote jungle to observe how gritty pure coke is processed. Holy hell!
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Male 2,166
I'm now attempting to purge - with a weedeater - everything I snorted in the 80s.
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Male 884
Polar solvent, non-polar solvent, polar solvent. Interesting stuff really. 
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Male 17,099
I notice there were no humiliating "idiot sandwich" gags pulled on this episode.
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Male 611
NFW, thought the title was a ruse. DF is this guy doing? Yeah, buddeh, sounds like a blast of a weekend.
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Male 573
It's good to see how fair trade artisan cocaine is made.  Can't wait to see how baby laxative is crafted.
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Male 7,187
Next week on Gordon Ramsay's Cooking For Drugs. Gordon travels to the most Urban of the Urban Jungles to learn the joys of C00king Meth. Join Us Next Week unless caught...
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Male 2,378
I know how to make coke, go down to that corner and wave a $100 bill and it just appears.
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Male 7,187
casaledana  how do you keep the carbonation from burning your nasal passages?
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Female 5,070
is there not some more organic way of extracting the drug from the plant???
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Male 21,413
emmettyville That's what I was thinking, but this way must keep costs (and the chance of getting caught) down. 
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Male 6,088
emmettyville some how i think crackheads want potency more than anything else.

BUT, an organic method that isnt too weak could be a great deal more healthy than the standard method.(well, relatively speaking of course, i'm doubtful that any cocaine treatment could be actually healthy)
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Female 5,070
daegog I assumed because it was from a plant, it was "from a plant" boy was I wrong...
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Male 7,187
daegog could do what Cracky the Squirrel does and just chew the leaves
Put the coca leaves in the coconut and eat it all up
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Male 6,088
emmettyville You might actually be on to some kind of multi-billion dollar idea.  I am not a bio-engineering-chemist-scientist tho so i have no idea how to even start with your concept, but it does sound like something that could have merit.

A "safe" cocaine extract could supplant caffeine as the go to "wake me up"  drug of daily use!

Again, I have no idea if it's possible, but the idea isn't that hard to fathom.
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Female 5,070
daegog ffs, don't forget to pay my royalties for the idea if you steal it.
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Male 859
daegog You could just go the traditional route and chew coca leaves.  They are a controlled substance though, what with being used to make cocaine.
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Male 6,088
muert any controlled substances is just a matter of money.

You have to be able to out bribe the congressman that are currently controlled big pharma, that is the hard part.

OR sell your item to big pharma and let them get it legalized (you just have to get your cut on the back end)

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Male 276
daegog True that. Law makers don't give a damn about our health, and certainly not the children either. It's all about them being able to control the profits of their controlled drugs.

Always found it funny that people are so concerned about kids smoking weed, then those same people will take their kids to the doctor and get them prescribed amphetamines (adderall), then pat themselves on the back for a job well done. 

"Found a joint in Junior's room the other day. Knew something was off when he started asking strange questions about school and the government. That can't be tolerated, this is a drug free household. Took him to the doctor and turns out hes got ADD. Junior isn't bothering me anymore, too busy (tweaking) doing his homework. Gives me more time to relax (nurse my cocktails)."
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Female 5,070
muert t'would be a lot less trouble.
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Female 5,070
I bet his cocaine would be the damn tastiest cocaine in the whole world.
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Male 920
Why is this plastic twat getting even more airtime? He is an arse of the highest order.
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Male 7,187
mrteatime I think the same thing about CRAZY Conway, Cheeto and Huckleberry  Sanders
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Male 210
he is a coke head along with all his mates
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Male 6,088
I really have to wonder what security precautions were in place to make sure nothing happened to him.  He would make an incredibly valuable hostage.
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