Can A Woman Outrun A T-Rex In 3-1/2" Heels?

Submitted by: squrlz4ever 2 weeks ago in Funny


Two fashionistas use science (sort of) to determine if a scene in "Jurassic World" is actually possible.
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Male 6,158
The real question is can an Inuit  woman out run a squirrel in 5 inch heels?
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Male 15,271
thezigrat not with a squirrel in her vagina.
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Male 4,952
thezigrat Well, regardless of who's wearing the heels--the squirrel or the femme esquimaux--I don't think one could outrun the other. I don't think many Inuit ladies have much experience in wearing high heels, what with snow and ice, and I suspect if I were to wear heels, it would push my nose into the soil like a plowshare.
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Male 4,952
thezigrat No no no! I was speaking hypothetically. I've never worn heels nor do I have any secret yearnings to wear heels. About the only squirrel-ish creature I know who wears heels is Squirrel Girl. She sometimes wears wedge boots--not stilettoes, mind you.

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Male 6,158
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Male 4,952
thezigrat ~suspiciously~ Is this some kind of ploy to get me to show you my nuts?
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Male 6,158
squrlz4ever If the squirrel pic is not you then how do you explain that bit of blue squirrel wig fur sticking out of the sack where you stash your nuts?
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Male 4,952
thezigrat Well, sure, I break out my wig and glo-stix when I attend EDM festivals. But I draw the line at high heels.
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Male 6,158
squrlz4ever As the Human says "Sure... Sure..."
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Male 6,158
thezigrat Maybe you use them to reach the deer
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Male 6,158
thezigrat the pic won't post :-(
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Male 25
I think I could outrun a T-Rex wearing 3.5" heels but where would you find shoes big enough for a T-Rex?

Ba dum dum crash!  Thank you.
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Male 1,317
dwaterd I think the video would have been better if they took that approach
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Male 3,684
have you ever seen a hooker run in high heels? to quote a pimp named slick back, "RUN BITCH RUN!"
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Male 341
Not my type of humor :(
I much enjoyed the pleasure vs happiness post with Dr. Lustig though. 
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Male 4,952
boredhuman No worries, BoredHuman. I'm delighted that you liked the Dr. Lustig video. I thought that video was significant; by contrast, this is just some fluff.
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