Open Forum: Friday, October 6, 2017

Submitted by: holygod 2 weeks ago in Entertainment


The Academic use Facebook Live delay to creating looping song. It's cool, I promise. Just watch it.
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Male 3,410
depeche modes cover of heros. https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=q6yzrZfgQvI
for my homies.  raise a glass raise a bong.
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Male 40,772
Since Fancy is too drunk lazy to put up a fresh Open? I'll place this here:

http://www.anime1.com/watch/shoujo-shuumatsu-ryokou

Watch this anime, 'Girl's Last Tour' or Post Apocalypse Adventure.
On IAB before: http://www.i-am-bored.com/2017/09/shoujo-apocalypse-adventure-the-anime

Episode #1 is out and it is literally 11/10. This has all the hallmarks of a truly great anime. You are welcome :-)
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Male 6,158
 Blue Squirrel fur wigs: Fashion Fiesta or Furpaw?
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Male 4,950
My milkshake brings all the girls to the yard...

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Male 39,955
squrlz4ever My milkshake brings all the geriatric old pensioners to the yard
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Male 4,950
Gerry1of1 ~noisily sips straw~ *ssssslllluuuuuuurrrrrrp*

Let's leave your milkshake out of this.
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Male 1,347
squrlz4ever Quit putting up pics of you package on here. We’re not a Sqirlz porn site. 
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Male 4,950
scheckydamon Hmmm... that is a little front-and-center isn't it? Hold on. I'll address this.

Update 10 minutes later: There. All better. I put on a fig leaf.
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Male 1,347
squrlz4ever You only dream you need that big a fig leaf.
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Male 4,950
scheckydamon As squirrel packages go, mine requires extra postage. You can tell by my large paws.

~resumes singing~

My milkshake brings all the girls to the yard,
And they're like,
"It's better than yours!"
Damn right, it's better than yours!
I can teach you,
But I have to charge.
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Male 1,082
squrlz4ever But what about the nipples?
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Male 4,950
lockner01 Well, like male hoomans, male squirrels have non-functional nipples. They aren't generally considered erotic. Ergo, no fig leaves.
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Male 1,082
squrlz4ever I only saw it after the addition of the fig leaf.  I assumed that it was a girly squirrel; as there was a milkshake that brought the squrl there.
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Male 4,950
lockner01 Nope. That's mah milkshake! And trust me, the fig leaf was a good addition.
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Male 1,082
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Male 4,950
lockner01 *sigh* Yes, I see the Downvote Fairy has fluttered its way through this thread, downvoting all my comments, even an "LOL." The downvote feature needs revisiting: It gives too much power to those with axes to grind, IMHO.
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Male 6,158
squrlz4ever i upvote almost all the responses
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Male 1,082
squrlz4ever Who would have an axe to grind with you?  You're one of my favs on this site.
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Male 40,772
lockner01 It wasn't me: I cannot -1 unless I load Chrome (and then it freezes my pc...)
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Male 4,950
lockner01 Thanks! Well, it's a big community here and it's almost inevitable that there are going to be individuals who don't get along. What's more, I'm a squirrel. We're fluffy, but we can also be exasperating, especially if you have a birdfeeder.
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Male 1,082
squrlz4ever You also taste good.
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Male 6,158
lockner01  Some think you do too
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Male 1,082
thezigrat My ex-wife would not be on that list -- unless you're talking about my bank account
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Male 4,950
A police officer sees a man driving around with a pickup truck full of squirrels. He pulls the guy over and says, "You can't drive around with squirrels in this town! Take them to the zoo immediately." The guy says "OK" and drives away. The next day, the officer sees the guy still driving around with the truck full of squirrels, and this time they're all wearing sunglasses. He pulls the guy over and says, "I thought I told you to take these squirrels to the zoo yesterday?" The guy replies, "I did. Today I'm taking them to the beach!" 
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Male 4,950
daegog LOL!
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Female 4,440
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Male 1,082
melcervini Thank you. Thank you. Thank you.
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Male 4,950
melcervini This was my favorite of the three. Love it!
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Male 40,772
What the heck? The LV shooter keeps getting weirder:
https://www.nbcnews.com/storyline/las-vegas-shooting/las-vegas-massacre-investigators-probing-whether-others-were-gunman-s-n808431

Is this the LV shooter at about 55 seconds into this video? We now know he frequented Reno...
http://www.ktvn.com/story/36203418/president-trump-supporters-and-protesters-gather-in-reno

This would be major news if it is him...

A nice little museum:
http://www.bombercommandmuseum.ca/main_collection.html
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Male 368
5cats At :55 seconds into the video, there's an old guy with a beard who's face is obscured by the sign he's holding.  How on earth anyone could guess that's the LV shooter?  Hell, maybe the unknown comic is the LV shooter.  Now THAT would be major news.
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Male 40,772
skeeter01 "at about" dude, he is shown for 4-5 seconds, try again.
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Male 368
5cats, still not sure who you’re talking about but no matter... I’m not to smart to begin with.  But what I will say about that video, that Arianna Bennet is kinda dreamy.  I wish they spent more time with her on camera than that Ryan whatshisname chump.
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Male 40,772
skeeter01 The one in the pink pussy hat? The one who looks A LOT LIKE the LV shooter... Have you zero reading comprehension? 
They make them extra-stupid down-under these days, eh?

Did you ever read Nostrilia? 
https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Norstrilia

You really ought to, it is sheer genius...
https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Cordwainer_Smith

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Male 9,769
5cats That website looks like it was intentionally designed to aesthetically offend me.

Red comic sans on an image background? My eyes are bleeding. ;)
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Male 9,769
5cats Why would it be major news? Most Americans can't stand Trump. Odds are he couldn't either.

The "He targeted conservatives because it was a country music festival" theory is already debunked.

I don't see how that looks like him. It is an old white guy. That's about it. This is coming from the same sites that say there was a shooter on the 4th floor or that the sandy hook parents are actors because one of the FBI agents looked like one of the parents. Put the mouse down and back away slowly.

Would it change anything though? Does it change anything if he voted for Hillary or if he voted for Trump? What difference could it possibly make?
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Male 40,772
holygod You've completely forgotten the Giffords shooting eh?

I was stunned that the usual fake lines didn't drop within minutes of the LV shooting... a whole new set did show up though.
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Male 9,769
5cats remember what about it? 
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Male 40,772
holygod How the MSM went wild with speculation on the shooter being a right-wing Republican or 'inspired by Palin'... But when it turned out he was a leftist Democrat? Suddenly his politics was entirely irrelevant ...

Same thing happens every single time, except this one. Maybe they've learned? Or they (clearly) had a 'new plan' all ready to go: blame the NRA regardless of circumstances ...
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Male 9,769
5cats "A leftist democrat"?
According to what? I don't remember his politics being made an issue. I do remember discussion of the map. I think that was reasonable speculation. I just looked up and there doesn't seem to be any evidence of his political leanings one way or the other. He was a registered independent.

Let me try to explain why politics were relevant in that discussion and aren't here. That was someone targeting a specific person, a political figure. Vegas is someone indiscriminately shooting into a crowd. If he would have been targeting country music fans that may have ben relevant but we now know that wasn't the case.

Here is an example. If a gay guy shoots up anti-gay preacher's church then his homosexuality may be a factor. If a gay guy walks into a park and starts shooting random people his homosexuality has nothing to do with it. Does that make sense?
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Male 40,772
holygod The map was a total lie. Those are photo-sights IE: for FOCUS (as in, FOCUS on these ridings ok?)
However? Several Democrats actually used gun-sights in their ads, completely ignored by the MSM of course!
A lie. Stop believing it.

And I JUST SAID his politics were 'suddenly' immaterial, didn't I? Once they found out he was a liberal-leftist Democrat supporter who shot those people for not being left enough! THEN the MSM suddenly chose to say his politics were completely irrelevant (after days of saying he was right-wing and thus TOTALLY relevant...) He volunteered for her campaign before ffs...

The rest of your comment is the usual shit. HE SHOT HER ON PURPOSE BECAUSE OF HER POLITICS and his politics too. How much more politically motivated can he have possibly been?

IF (and it is just "if" at this point) IF the LV shooter was actually targeting Trump supporters because of his:
- recent conversion to Islam (unproven)
- liberal-left leanings (possible)
Then by golly his politics ARE important! But the MSM will never admit that, they will embargo all facts just like in the Giffords shooting. Ok?

He had lined up 2-3 other mass shootings against various targets. That doesn't make sense for "anti-trump" (I think) but makes perfect sense for "Jihad".
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Male 5,027
5cats, "The map was a total lie. Those are photo-sights IE: for FOCUS (as in, FOCUS on these ridings ok?)."

Hey now, if you're going to sling bullshit sling the correct bullshit. The lame excuse from the Palin camp was that they are surveyor's marks. I don't blame you for getting it wrong, it's hard to keep track of lies when there are so many said.
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Male 40,772
markust123 That's what I read back then, and if you can tell the difference between the three on a map? (gun scope, surveyor scope, camera focus) You are like Superman or something, because they're essentially identical.

Oh and iirc? The NYT (or some other paper) published what they said was the map, but with different crosshairs that looked a lot more like rifle scope ones. They had to take it back and apologize, but many people trot that (fake) one out as their proof. Just saying.
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Male 9,769
5cats 
"Those are photo-sights IE: for FOCUS"
Have you seen the map? 
http://images.gawker.com/18k2d72iz9k0hjpg/c_fit,fl_progressive,q_80,w_636.jpg
You telling me those AREN'T gun sights? Bullshit.
https://www.google.com/search?q=sniper+sights&safe=off&source=lnms&tbm=isch&sa=X&ved=0ahUKEwiPztyAouDWAhXhgVQKHbvUCOQQ_AUICigB&biw=1525&bih=886
Now I can tell you as a graphic designer I have used cross hairs to mean targeted lots of times without it implying anything violent. I have no problem with it whatsoever. Don't tell me it was "photo sights" though. That just makes you sound like a gullible idiot.

"a liberal-leftist Democrat supporter who shot those people for not being left enough"
I've never heard that. Source?

"How much more politically motivated can he have possibly been?"
I said politics WERE relevant to the discussion. Did you actually READ my comment?

"IF the LV shooter was actually targeting Trump supporters"
We know for a fact that isn't true because he booked the room in chicago overlooking lollapalooza. So obviously he was just targeting large crowds from an elevated position.

"recent conversion to Islam (unproven)"
The guy smoked and drank and had premarital sex and gambled professionally. Now I'm no expert on islamic law but I don't think strict muslims are kosher with all of that. Also, don't you think his brother or live in girlfriend would have noticed if he converted to Islam? 


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Male 40,772
holygod They are surveyor's points then, it is a map after all.

Similar to gunsights but taken in proper context? Obviously not.

Of course they look the same, both are scopes! What else could they use? One is on a tripod, the other on a rifle. Same thing for camera focus cross-hairs, they all look pretty much interchangeable to me.

The odds the shooter 'converted' were long, it's true, but actually once they commit to martyrdom they can drink, smoke, get laid and commit all sorts of sins. It's encouraged even! Because they'll really be motivated to get instant absolution :-)
I don't think he did though, I think he was either crazy or a rabid Trump-hater. 

It was the reason the Giffords shooter gave: she was too conservative for his liking, he felt betrayed since he wanted her to be further left. He had some pretty far-out leftist ideas eh? And was also crazy... It doesn't have to be true, she wasn't as far as I know, but that was his reason.
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Male 4,950
~Squrlz shyly enters the open forum, hops up onto a metal folding chair, clears throat and introduces himself~

Hello. My name is Horatio Q. Squrlz and I am a squirrel without a porpoise.

~stifles sob~
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Male 39,955
A little laugh to get you going




that is what a vagina looks like, right? I wouldn't knows
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Male 1,082
Gerry1of1 technically that would be a vuvla and not a vagina.
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Male 368
lockner01 pulling out the anatomy smarts!!  Three points for you!  Incidentally, I almost bought a Volvo once, but it was too pricey.
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Male 1,082
skeeter01 You might know my ex-wife.  She had a Volvo that wasn't reallly a Vulva
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Male 1,317
Gerry1of1 “damn Frank, did you have fish for lunch?  Oh, never mind”
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Male 4,950
woodyville06 LOL... that was good.
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