And Now For Your Daily Moment Of Zen: Dolphins Discover Squirrels

Submitted by: fancylad 2 months ago in Funny


Adorable!
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Male 6,259
Dolphin #1: "Come a little closer... Yesss  that's right, to the top of the tank. We all  float in here, come join us. yess that's right, just a little closer then you can have the nice shiny red ball..."

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Male 1,824
Dolphin mind control "go to the fish bucket throw the fish to us"
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Male 5,413
casaledana LOL! That was good. I might comply if they could promise to get me some pistachios somehow. Quid pro quo.
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99
cant steal the squirrel spotlight fancy

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99
squirrels4ever not mad that fancy posted something about his kind?

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Male 5,413
bill_watson Oh, heck no. I loved this post!
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Male 6,259
squrlz4ever Speaking of which I just submitted the trailer called "Squirrels The Movie"
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Male 40,490
The squirrels were looking for their porpoise in life 
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Male 5,413
Gerry1of1 Okay, that was awesome. And it helps explain why I have a hard time getting up in the mornings. I need a porpoise.
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Female 4,645
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Female 4,645
This is SUPPOSED to look cute.. but I suspect something far more sinister...  Passing on information perhaps?  (or just saying 'thanks for all the fish'?)
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Male 5,413
melcervini I have seen it reported on 4chan that this video captures an agreement between squirrels and dolphins to rise up against the hoomans once carbon dioxide levels surpass 500 PPM. This is a scurrilous rumor and there is no truth to it.

If anything, the squirrels here were coordinating plans with the dolphins in case of an attack by the space gophers. I can't confirm this, but it makes a lot more sense than that stupid 4chan rumor.
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Male 6,259
squrlz4ever Can you really trust a land animal that is pretending to be a see creature?
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Male 5,413
thezigrat Hmmm. Well, it's true that some male dolphins can be a little rapey around female hoomans. Other than that, dolphins and whales seem pretty nice. Our paths don't cross much, however, so I could be mistaken.
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Male 6,259
squrlz4ever I was talking about them conspiring with Space Otters and Gophers
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Male 6,259
Dolphin #1: What's that furry thing?
Dolphin #2: it's cute
Dolphin #3: I wonder how it tastes
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Male 5,413
thezigrat Noooo! They're all like, "Ish so cute!"
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Male 5,413
All intelligent creatures are drawn to fluffiness. I loved this.
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Male 3,762
squrlz4ever *flick tail* *look cute*...you got us all hypnotized...
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