'Mad Pooper' Wanted By Colorado Cops For Publicly Defecating Around Residential Neighborhood

Submitted by: kalron27 1 month ago in News & Politics Weird


According to a report from the Colorado Springs Gazette, a Colorado Springs jogger is randomly defecating in broad daylight, in front of people, including children... within yards of an actual public restroom. Not once, not twice but several times over the past 2 months.

A Colorado Springs family, the Buddes, have spent weeks trying to get a mystery woman they call "The Mad Pooper" to stop pooping in their neighborhood, specifically right by their house.

Cathy Budde says her kids first caught the Mad Pooper (pictured obelow) mid-squat, pants down and unashamed a couple weeks ago. 

"They are like, 'There's a lady taking a poop!' So I come outside, and I'm like... 'are you serious?'" Budde recalled. "'Are you really taking a poop right here in front of my kids!?' 

Budde said, "She's like, "'Yeah, sorry.'"

There are 15 comments:
Male 6,158
Salutation for the Identification  of the one who is into Defecation Saturation on this Nation's Location
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Male 860
UPDATED

Woman has been identified due to photographs up on facebook.  will be charged with public defecation and other charges related to public indecency.
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Male 6,158
punko She was just trying to leave her mark (skid Mark) in this world
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Male 860
thezigrat I reported that she has been identified in error.  Apparently, the report I saw was false.

She's still out there folks.
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Male 3,213
If the locals want an end to this, they should organize a  community watch, and beat the hell out of this classy broad when the catch her.
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Male 45
Hilarous.  Distance runners will poop anywhere...even in their shorts...it's well known.  
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Male 3,447
A little theme music to listen to while reading the article:

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Q-QV5zCNyKk
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Male 7,943
I submitted a similar shitty article about this same topic! ;)
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Male 3,497
If someone shits on your lawn in front of you, would it be illegal to throw it at them?
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Male 756
What a shitty thing to do in front of a house.

What is this one girl, no cup?

I'd put a stool out the front, sit and wait for the next full moon.

She could be arrested for illegally impersonating the local authority - flashing her rusty sherriff badge like that.

Is it only her with the runs?

When she said "Yeah, sorry." you could just tell she was full of crap.


[email protected]!!

Whats big and brown and in front of the wall?
Her dump!! hahahah get it get it?!!? :-P




(Do you remember that joke as a kid?)
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Male 860
I'd treat her like any dog or cat off the leash (our city's leash laws include dogs and cats).  I'd scoop the mess into a plastic bag and tie it around the animals collar and send it on its way.  As most cats don't wear collars (tricky thing here, responsible cat owners who let their cats outside won't put collar on them for fear of cat getting hung up, but then responsible cat owners don't let their pet outside off leash) they get hosed down good.  You wanna bitch that your cat is soaking wet or your dog came home with shit in a bag, then follow the law and keep your pet under your control at all times.  My property is not your fucking pet's litter box and neither is the street, sidewalk, boulevard, or park.

There should be licensing test for pet ownership and, IMHO, for parenting.
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Male 941
punko Yeah, it's amazing how many dog owners just like their dogs crap in random yards and don't clean it up.  I'm fortunate in that my dog will absolutely not poop or even urinate anywhere but his own yard.  But if he would, I'd take bags to clean it up.
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Male 860
cjeffblanchr Sorry if I had a soap box moment there.
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Male 1,018
Get the hose.
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Male 4,155
Aw, crap!
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