Ted Cruz Says A Staffer Mistakenly Liked Porn On His Twitter Account Last Night

Submitted by: fancylad 1 week ago in News & Politics


When caught, always blame the help.

Sen. Ted Cruz told reporters today that the @SexuallPosts porn tweet liked by his Twitter account overnight was a mistake by a staffer on his team.

"It was a staffing issue, and it was inadvertent, it was a mistake, it was not a deliberate action," Cruz told reporters on Capitol Hill. "There were a number of people on the team that have access to the account, and it appears that someone inadvertently hit the 'like' button."

He then noted that the issue will be dealt with internally, but was not malicious."It was a staffing issue, and it was inadvertent. It was a mistake, it was not a deliberate action." The action sparked an internet firestorm lasting well into late morning Tuesday.

Spoken like a true repressed Christian Republican. 

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Male 1,333
Cruz: "It was a staffing issue..."
Translation: "I had to polish my staff"
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Male 4,164
I for one an glad to see we have a pro-pron politician.
Grab them by the pussy!
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Male 348
Much ado about nothing
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Male 754
mrsnowmeiser Actually that's not what the play is about.
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Male 348
lockner01 I meant it more synonymous with 'this this doesn't really matter'.
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Male 754
mrsnowmeiser Sorry I wasn't being serious.
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Male 5,802
We all know Ted Cruz rubs worm  at what humans call porn because his Prime Mate hates him and  will not share gammates with him
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Male 79
What if his explanation is true?  This thread would be hilarious.
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Male 40,401
grryan It is a FAR more believable explanation than "I was trying to prove to my wife that tentacle p0rn is a real thing" (and the link involved has NO tentacle p0rn in it, lolz!).

And hey, so what if Cruz really was looking at some p0rn? Is that a crime now? Who cares?
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Male 212
yeah sure, ok 
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Male 3,159
This might be the single most human thing i have ever heard/seen ted cruz do.
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Male 3,233
daegog I was thinking the same thing.  But I was shocked that he might actually be into straight porn...
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Male 1,097
kalron27 closet queen?
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Male 39,618
Ted Cruz looking at porno? I never thought this day would Cum!  This needs a penetrating investigation because there's Big Trouble in Little Vagina! Expert detectives should be called in like Jason Porne or Ass Venture - private dick.


 
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Male 5,802
Gerry1of1 I was never much into echinoderm  porn but I found this to be funny
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Male 4,485
Paws down, the most revolting member of the U.S. Senate.

Texans, what the heck is wrong with you? Why do you keep voting for this creep?
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Male 545
squrlz4ever idk man, pretty sure Satan is cooking up something special for Mitch McConnell.
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Male 39,618
squrlz4ever SQUIRREL PORN

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Male 4,485
Gerry1of1 Oh god. Where did you get that photo of me having some R&R with my RealDoll? "Jennyfer" cost me a whole pile of acorns. That said, I have no regrets. None.
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Male 754
Didn't the Lord God Almighty pick Cruz to be POTUS?  
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Male 1,097
lockner01 and Ted replied "Oh God, IM CUMMING!"
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Male 5,802
lockner01 He picked everyone to be POTUS
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Male 9,539
lockner01 Yes. He told him he was going to be president. Actually I think he told his wife. Maybe she mistranslated.
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Male 754
holygod I guess every once and a while God is wrong.
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Male 9,539
Do you think Ted is a little pissed off that he can't get away with accidentally liking a porn clip and Trump can talk about grabbing women by the pussy and become president?
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Male 3,233
holygod Good question...excellent comparison.
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Male 754
holygod Since Cruz is actually Canadian he might get little pissed off then apologize for being pissed off.
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Male 3,233
lockner01 I always wondered about that.  Was he actually qualified to become president.  Schwarzenegger was denied due to his citizen status, but this fuck was allows into the primaries?  How?
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Male 9,539
kalron27 His mother was American. So they say that counted as a natural born citizen. Here is the thing though: NOBODY questioned that Obama's mother was American. So even if he was born in kenya it shouldn't have mattered. Weird huh? Almost like being black had something to do with it.
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Male 1,097
holygod until Obama came along there wasn't an instance since the beginning of the nation where a president was not born in the US (VanBuren was the first US born president).  In fact there has always been debate as to whether the child of two US citizens living outside the US would be electable to be president.  The constitution only states "natural born citizen" or citizen at the time the constitution was adopted and the courts have never ruled if that requires birth within the physical US.  Due to lack of standing, the cases brought against Obama never went anywhere
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Male 9,539
woodyville06 there still hasn't been. He was born in Hawaii. 

However, the same hill people who said he wasn't a legitimate president had NO problem with Cruz being president. Skin color, plain and simple. 
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Male 1,097
holygod if you say so.  I don't know where he was born and I don't care.  The courts have taken the position of not hearing the case and the general consensus seems to be that "natural born" mean born to an American not necessarily born in America.
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Male 9,539
woodyville06 lol. I don't know where you were born either. Prove it. 

You can't use your birth certificate, the announcement in the newspaper, or the testimony of friends and family that witnessesed it. Those aren't legitimate forms of proof. 
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Male 1,097
holygod I edited my previous post as it didn't make sense (it was late)
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Male 3,233
holygod I think you are onto something...
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Male 754
kalron27 I think that it had to do with one of his parents being an American and they were in Canada on assignment -- or something like that.  It was pretty much a loophole.
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Male 3,233
Thanks for the insight...that makes sense now.  Even after reading his wiki...
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Male 9,539
Ted Cruz looking at porn in the middle of the night. Funny.

Ted Cruz looking at porn in the middle of the night and liking it by accident putting it on the feed of millions of people. Funnier.

Ted Cruz looking at infidelity / voyeur porn in the middle of the night and liking it by accident putting it on the feed of millions of people. Even Funnier.

Ted Cruz looking at infidelity / voyeur porn in the middle of the night on the anniversary of September 11th and liking it by accident putting it on the feed of millions of people. Hilarious.
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Male 9,539
holygod I'm sorry. I commented without doing research. It is infidelity / voyeur / INCEST porn. My apologies. 
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Male 230
Posted by Ted's right-hand man huh?  Realitykings has some good shit.
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Male 1,097
Beaverfever I think Ted is an 8th Street Latinas man.  Maybe Bang Bus?

Not that I would ahem, know anything about those sites myself....
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Male 230
woodyville06 Never heard of the Latinas site.  I must do some research... for science!
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Male 5,802
woodyville06 I would have taken Cruz as a cream lemon fan, not that I know about such things
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