Ozzy Man Reviews Pandas

Submitted by: daegog 2 months ago in Funny


Pandas > Squirrels?
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Female 4,528
can you eat pandas?
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Male 5,413
emmettyville ZOMG! EMMETTYVILLE! Where have you been for the last couple decades? I thought you disappeared!
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Female 4,528
squrlz4ever due to an unfortunate medical experiment involving glow in the dark liquid in a test tube at an undisclosed desert location, I did in fact  temporarily drift out of the known universe and into another where I have a life. Never mind though, life less interesting, I'm back. Nice to know someone cares!
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Male 5,413
emmettyville I care! I've missed you around here. I hope all is well in New Zealand, in general, and in your life, in particular. I've actually been reviewing IT (software development) ads for jobs in New Zealand these past few months. It's more of a "maybe someday" thing at the moment, but I am intrigued. I filled out a form for working in and emigrating to New Zealand and your government has all sorts of helpful stuff.  :)
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Female 4,528
squrlz4ever good luck! best country in the god damned world.

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Male 5,413
emmettyville Thanks, Emmy. I've always been favorably impressed with New Zealand. If I decide I'm definitely looking to go and not just daydream about it, I'm sure I'll have questions to ask. Thank you.
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Female 4,528
emmettyville yeah, I spose I should offer you newzealandish advice or something....ask anything!
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Male 5,413
This Aussie announcer was hilarious. Pandas are pretty awesome, no denying that. But they don't like to shampoo the Wookiee, if you know what I mean, so I don't think they'll be replacing squirrels anytime soon. We like to shampoo the Wookiee. A lot. *rawr*
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