Gilbert Godfried, In His Dulcet Tones, Reads "50 Shades Of Grey"

Submitted by: melcervini 3 months ago in Funny


Panty-Dropper of the day!
There are 16 comments:
Male 569
My wife wanted to watch the movie, so we rented it. There was nothing sexy or even sexual about it at all. I just felt really sad for the 2 main characters by the end of the movie. It was really depressing to watch such damaged people try to carry on a dysfunctional relationship (not even referencing the BDSM).
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Male 5,419
What boggles the mind is that the author of Fifty Shades of Grey, which is truly a third-rate book, is now wealthy beyond most of our dreams.
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Female 4,654
squrlz4ever it flat pisses me off to be honest that there are SOOO many really good writers out there and this half-wit writing "twilight fan fiction" gets the soccer moms wet.  I read the thing (I lost a bet :/ and the only bet I welched on because I refused to read the other two) and that was the WORST POS Ive ever set eyes on.  
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Male 5,419
melcervini We're in total agreement. I forget the circumstances, but I read about 30 pages of the book (I think I was in a Barnes & Noble cafe), and the writing really is bad.
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Female 4,654
squrlz4ever Some brainiac thought it would be a good idea to do a Twitter Q&A with this dingdong.  Enjoy!
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Male 5,419
melcervini You are just a treasure trove of good stuff.

Which do you hate more, women or the English language? #AskELJames

LOL!
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Male 1,976
Look up some of Gottfried's standup. "The Aristocrats" is one of my personal favorites...
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Male 3,795
I heard this but it's worth another listen.  So gross...so gross :)
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Male 5,419
This is awesome, Mel. So glad you submitted it.
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Female 4,654
squrlz4ever when a squirrel tells you to do something, you do it :D
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Male 5,419
melcervini Well, you're one of the very few IAB'ers who give squirrels that much regard (and for that I thank you). There's more than a few on here who would emend your statement to, "When a squirrel tells you to do something, you kill it and fry it up in a skillet."
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Female 4,654
squrlz4ever no offense, but not enough meat on the bones :D.. heh meat
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Male 1,028
melcervini Oh crap.  You mean I really do have to shave all the cats in my neighbourhood ?
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Male 5,419
punko I... I... I don't remember telling anyone to do that. Then again, there's a half-empty bottle of gin in my kitchen that I can't explain, so...?
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Male 4,188
I have always loved Gilbert Gottfried, but everyone i know hates him. 
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Female 1,585
I can imagine myself listening to this while im at work and just DYING. They'd probably have to tell me to stop listening to it cause theres no way I could control my laughing!
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