Five Denver Nurses Are Suspended For Opening A Body Bag To Admire Dead Man's Genitals

Submitted by: trimble 1 month ago in News & Politics

Five nurses were suspended for three weeks after allegedly opening up a body bag to inappropriately view a deceased patient's genitals.

According to a spokesperson at the Denver Health Medical in Colorado, the incident was reported to administrators after another nurse overheard the five discussing in admiration the size of the deceased patient's genitals.

"Multiple staff members viewed the victim while he was incapacitated, including after he was deceased," a Denver Police report said, according to the Denver Post. "The complainant, Risk Management for Denver Health, made a mandatory report."
There are 72 comments:
Male 6,158
What is the Human obsession about such a small anatomical  organ. We just use our arms tentacles.
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Male 6,158
squrlz4ever care for a nut?
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Male 756
thezigrat Here is a safety tip:

Never put your arms (or tenacles) where you would not put your willy.

:)
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Male 6,158
Hey fancylad is there a way to post an MP3 file from your hard drive ?
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Male 20,917
thezigrat I'll ask Sunny, but I think you can post it if it's like a soundclould link and it has an HTML code.
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Male 756
Five nurses were willing to take a chance, took a peek, and got suspended.

I would have just let them have a look a my willy suspension :-D
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Male 6,158
stifler Is not a  willy suspension  also called a Jock Strap?
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Male 4,952
stifler So you're saying they could look at your willy willy-nilly?
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Male 6,158
squrlz4ever You know how Willy Wonka got his name?

Enough Said...
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Male 756
Good evening ladies and gentlemen. Here's a little number I tossed off recently in the Caribbean.

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=nGRPFUYUUdQ

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Male 756
I went to the Doctor and told him my dick hurts.
The Doctor said "Sorry mate but you've overdone it for the last 30 years and your dick is burned out. You only have 30 erections left before your penis dies."

I got home and my girlfriend asked me what the doctor said, so I told her.
"Oh no!" she said, "Only 30 times! We can't waste them, lets make a list!"

"You're right" I said, "but I already made a list and your name isn't on it."

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Male 756
The five nurses were just trying to get their own back. The bloke who died had named his penis "The Truth", and told them they couldnt handle it..

:D
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Male 756
We laugh, but owning a penis can be difficult. Spare a thought for me though, I actually have 3 penises.





and my pants fit like a glove! :-D
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Male 756
An old man, Mr. Smith, resided in a nursing home. One day he went into the nurses' office and informed Nurse Jones that his penis died.
 
 Nurse Jones, realizing the Mr. Smith was old and forgetful decided to play along with him. "It did? I'm sorry to hear that," she replied.
 
 Two days later, Mr. Smith was walking down the halls at the nursing home with his penis hanging outside his pants.
 
 Nurse Jones saw him and said "Mr. Smith! I thought you told me your penis died". "It did" he replied; "Today is the viewing."

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Male 1,798
John had a horrible stuttering problem, and it was ruining his confidence. He was really having a hard time talking to women because of it. John decided to go to a doctor, to see if anything could be done about his problem. The doctor examined John, and found that his dick was so big, that it was putting pressure on his spine, and this was what was causing his horrible stutter. John asked, "W-w-w-what c-c-can Iii d-d-d-d-do ab-b-bout t-t-t-this, d-d-d-d-doc-c-c?" The doctor replied, "well, I would recommend surgery, to remove some of your penis, and relieve the pressure it's weight is applying to you your spine." John agrees, saying, "g-g-g-go ahead, d-d-d-doc, Iiii've g-g-g-got-t t-t-to d-d-d-d-do s-s-s-somet-t-t-thing-g." So, the doctor performs the procedure. The operation is a complete success, and John's stutter is completely gone. After about two months of recovery time, John is back on the prowl again. Around 4 months after the surgery, John goes rushing into the doctors office, and tells the doctor, "doc, I want to thank you, you've fixed my stutter, but with my dick an average size now, I'm getting even less pussy than I used to. You've got to give me back what you took off!" The doctor replies, "s-s-s-s-sorry, John, b-b-b-but iiiits t-t-t-t-too l-l-l-l-late f-f-f-for t-t-t-that-t-t!"
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Male 39,955
My neighbor is ginger and he named his penis "Moses"
Figure it out yourself
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Male 39,955

Gerry1of1 Sorry for delay, I was away shopping the groceries.

He's a ginger and he calls his willie Moses because of the Burning Bush

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Male 1,317
Gerry1of1 I thought he would part the Red Sea (of hair).
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Male 6,158
Gerry1of1 You mean he accidentally set himself on fire?
Explain  please!
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Male 39,955
thezigrat   Red Pubes = Burning Bush ...... It's not that complicated
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Male 6,158
Gerry1of1 But red pubes do not naturally.burn unless fire is supplied. Nor are they plant life. 
Please clarify further
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Male 39,955
thezigrat You're overthinking it to cover your not getting it.  Often gingers are called a "fire crotch".   It's not a big leap to call it a burning bush. When he told me he called it "Moses" I got it immediately
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Male 6,158
Gerry1of1  Are you stating that Humans with red pubic hair set other Human crotches on fire or just make them feel like their crotches are on fire? Explanation  requested please.
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Male 39,955
Gerry1of1 He's ginger folks.... GINGER. That's the clue, now think about it

If you haven't got it by 6 p.m. Pacific time I'll post the answer
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Male 756
Gerry1of1 Your mates name is Joshua?

"And Moses rose up, and his minister Joshua: and Moses went up into the mount of God."
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Male 368
Gerry1of1 it led the Jews out of Egypt?
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Male 6,077
skeeter01 It parted a previously dead "C".
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Male 1,871
broizfam That would be the "Red Sea".  And he stole a soul or two on the way.
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Male 6,077
insaneai Yeah, but the guy is dead. I don't know if he's red. More likely on the blue side with rigor mortis, actually.
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Male 6,158
insaneai Every time he pees he gets burning pain and bloody water??
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Male 6,158
thezigrat and gives everyone boils and lice?
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Male 571
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=EWMPVn1kgIQ
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Male 571
While examining the the body of Mr. Schwartz, a mortician notices that Schwartz has the largest penis he has ever seen.

"I'm sorry, Mr. Schwartz," says the mortician, "But I can't send you to be cremated with a tremendously huge penis like this. It has to be saved for posterity."

The mortician removes the penis, places it in a jar and puts the jar in his briefcase. When he gets home, he decides to show it to his wife. "I have something to show you that you won't believe," he says, removing the jar from his briefcase.

"Oh my God!" she screams, "Schwartz is dead!"
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Male 8,560
jclv I originally heard it as Mr. Shultz. Thus the "Shultz is Dead!" below. Glad SOMEone had heard that one before. 
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Female 1,247
Curiosity killed the cat..
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Male 8,560
pinkminx22 ...but satisfaction brought it back.

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Male 39,955
Pics or it didn't happen
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Male 756
Do you know why squrlz4ever likes South Korean women?
Their small hands make his dick look bigger!

hehehehehe - Just joking heheheheh
X-D

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Male 4,952
stifler Yeah, well... my Mr. Sniffles may be less than impressive but my nuts are spectacular.

Update: Lee Ha Nui for the win! Be still my heart!

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Male 6,158
squrlz4ever I would invite her for dinner
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Male 275
squrlz4ever She's cute.
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Male 4,952
Beaverfever Great rodents think alike.
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Male 756
squrlz4ever Mr Sniffles! rofl

Mine is named Stanley - Like in the Power Drill..

XD
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Male 8,560
stifler I've always let my significant other name mine.

A few of my favorites:
  • Vlad (the Impaler)
  • Maxwell House (good to the last drop).
  • George...


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Male 756
megrendel Champagne Comedy right there!

(I loved WB Loony Tunes as a kid!)
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Male 39,955
stifler I thought that was why he liked Donald Trump
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Male 4,952
Gerry1of1 Oh, hell no. Donald Trump is not getting anywhere near Mr. Sniffles. Ever. ~shudder~
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Male 6,158
squrlz4ever How about Sally' the Hyrax's Sister Hettie Hyrax? She does not bite... much.
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Male 4,952
thezigrat Hmmm. I'm not sure I'm ready for Hettie Hyrax just yet. When I start striking out with the lady squirrels of SquirrelMatch.com, I'll let you know.
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Male 6,158
squrlz4ever I am a little leery about sites like that. I tried one called Sushi Date and found it was a Japanese Restaurant.
On the bright side they really wanted to serve me
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Male 6,158
squrlz4ever you able to see the pic I posted with that hyrax post?
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Male 4,952
thezigrat Nope. No hyrax to be seen.
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Male 6,158
squrlz4ever It's there as a unseen link just under the word Hyrax. For some reason I can't do pics most of the time
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Male 4,952
thezigrat How strange. It's a stealth link! Yes, I see the photo when I click on the invisible link.
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Male 756
I said to the Doc 'Every time I sneeze I have an orgasm'
He asked me 'Are you taking anything for that?'
I said 'Yeah - black pepper!'

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Male 756
The nurse looked at my dick and said, 'Wow thats huge! Whats it like when you have a root?'
I said 'How should I know, it takes so much blood to prime it, I black out!'

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Male 756
I went to the Doctor and said 'Doc I want you to take a look at my dick!'
He took a look and said 'There is nothing wrong with it.'
I said 'I know that Doc, but isn't it a fucking beauty!'

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Male 756
If five nurses want to view my genitals, they would only have to ask XD
I would even dress up as a patient if that is part of the role play XD

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Male 756
I like the effort that was taken to make the headline picture.

They could have just used a cucumber, but being dead and taking into account lack of blood flow and engorging, they went with the aubergine instead.

Nice touch :)


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Male 682
Well, how big was it?
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Male 6,158
fuad119 You know of the Hindenburg...


not  that big
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Male 39,955
I suppose now we have to put up with a bunch of juvenile weenie jokes
Here's my submission haha

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Male 6,158
Gerry1of1 Gross
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Male 8,560
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Male 6,158
~Skitters in and sets up an ol'timey microphone and sings~
" I love the dead before they're cold,
 Their blueing flesh for me to hold.
 Cadaver eyes upon me see nothing.
 I love the dead before they rise,
 No farewells, no goodbyes.
 I never even knew your now-rotting face.
 While friends and lovers mourn your silly grave.
 I have other uses for you, Darling.
 
 I love the dead,
 I love the dead,
 I love the dead so.
 I love the dead,
 I love the dead,
 I love the dead.
 I love the dead,
 I love the dead,
 I love the dead.
 I love the dead,
 I love the dead,
 I love the dead.
 I love the dead,
 I love the dead,
 I love the dead.
 
 I, I love the dead,
 I, I love the dead,
 I, I love the dead.
 
 I love the dead before they're cold,
 Their blueing flesh for me to hold.
 Cadaver eyes upon me see nothing." - Alice Cooper 
~Bows and skitters away~
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Male 6,158
Fact: Once he is embalmed it gets bigger, especially if he had a hard 0n when he ceased living
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Male 1,347
 I've got the thing you need
 I am endowed beyond your wildest
 Clearasil-spattered fantasies
 Ah ah ah ah ah ah ah ah ah ah ah . . .
 
 Girls from all over the world
 Flock to write my name on the toilet walls
 Of the Whisky A-Go-Go
 For I am Bwana Dik
 I am Bwana Dik
 Me Bwana Dik
 Yo! Me Bwana Dik
 Say!
 
 My dick is a monster
 Give me your heart
 
 [Chorus:]
Bwana Dik is a legend
Enormous thou art

[Howard:]
My dick is a Harley
You kick it to start

[Chorus:]
Bwana Dik speaks
The heavens will part

[Howard:]
My dick is a dagger
I'll force it to fit
My dick is a reamer, baby
To scream up your slit

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Male 7,834
That is just really creepy.  
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Male 8,560
"Shultz is Dead!"
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Male 20,917
I know someone who's a nurse -- she says things like this happen a lot with her fellow nurses although she stresses the doctors are all business (the get in and out and onto the next surgery).
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Male 8,560
fancylad My wife is a nurse, has been for almost 30 years. She also teaches nursing.

She probably doesn't tell me 1/10th the shit that goes on in the hospital among the blood, the shit and the gore. But what little she does tell me scares the shit out of me.

And I do know that she's handled many a dick in the name of nursing. 

I admire her for the job she does. 
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Male 20,917
megrendel Yep, nurses and public school teachers don't get paid enough.
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