The Bible, As Explained By "American Dad"

Submitted by: daegog 10 months ago in Funny


In summation, the Bible is pepperoni.
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STeve's "Logic" is just arguments that have been on Reddit since Reddit began and have been handed out for Years. They are also all rubbish. I mean, the idea that Light couldn't exist before the Sun and Stars? Yes it can. Adm lived 930 Years. This is an issue why? Genesis Chapter 6 says God shortened Human Lifespans to 120 Years. And acceptign the Adam and Eve story as presented here, where Adam and Eve are the only two Humans at first, Cains Wife is easy to address as he just married one of his SIsters. The statement that the only [peopel around at the Tiem were himself, Adam, Eve, and his Brothr is a lie. The actual text reds that Adam and Eve had SOns and Daughters. So its really not True tht only 4 Humans, 3 of which were male, existed at the TIem according o the Bible.

Also, Noah's Ark did not hodl two of each amal. It held 2 pair of all unclean anmals and 7 pair of clean. 


And the Food covered the whole Eretz. This is a Hebrew term for Land. The term World also doesn't mean planet, and Historically we refered to the Americas a The New orld, and not metaphorically.

It was liely a regional flood. 


And it doesn't matter that I said this, I am sure someone will ask me about Kangroos and how they got to Australia even though what I said wouldn't make that question Rational to ask.


Also, Stan Smith is an Episcopalian. Episcopalians view the Creation Accout as Allegory. They aren't Young Earth Creationists. 


Then again this ÈEpiscopalÈ CHurhc also had a Veo on the Rapture...


I am quiet sure Seth McFarlane doesn't know anything about actual Christianity and thinks its easy to debunk by mockeries he's heard before.


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Male 2,371
If the Bible is pepperoni, then it would go very well with the flying spaghetti.
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Male 165
It's wishful thinking plain and simple. 
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Male 1,930
That's a pretty good summation.  The bible's not a bad read if you take it for enterainment value. Almost as good as Lord of The Rings.  I think my favourite part is when Jesus comes back as a zombie.
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lockner01 Sayign he Bible is inferior to Lord Of The Rings and calling Jesus a Zombie is relly not youe pinion, its crap pssed aroud the Internet. You just kindlessly repeated it.
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Male 43,291
Fairy tales
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Gerry1of1 You do know the arguments in this Video, r used by people who call the Bible Fairy Tales in general, are strawmen, right?
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Male 4,973
"I'm drowning in your logic..."

Breathe deep and welcome to the other side Stan :)
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kalron, I know modern day Atheism prides itself on beign the Logical and Rational side and "Relgiion", meaning Christainity, is irrational, but the whole clip proves the opposite. The questiosn STeve asked are actually easily answreed in the Bible itself.

EG, the problem with the Adam and Eve tory is that Adam lived to be 930 Years Old. Well,  Geneis CHapter 6 says God shrotene Human Lifepsans. You don't have to beleive the twct but if you wre readig it for flaws, that's not a flaw. Light can also exist witout the SUn and Stars. 

Nothing in this VIdeo is really valid as objections.

And s much as Atheists like to say this is aa "Small sample", most don't let go of the Creation Account and its 75% of complaints.
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Male 11,068
Most people who don't take the time to understand it likely won't.  Those who simply want to make money with western media delusions probably definitely won't understand it.  Oh, this is a clip from one of the shows in western media, big surprise.
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monkwarrior Mr 9/11 is fake because of indisputable science and logic is a Bible believer? BWHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHSHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA

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Male 11,068
jayme21 as i said Most people who don't take the time to understand it likely won't.  Mock what you don't understand all you want, the evidence is there for both.
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Male 6,059
jayme21 he does have a point monkwarrior your demands for evidence are not equivocal.

Even I find the official story about building 7 a tad easier to believe than a Divinely-possessed talking Donkey and zombies.
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