The Bible, As Explained By "American Dad"

Submitted by: daegog 3 months ago in Funny


In summation, the Bible is pepperoni.
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Male 1,833
If the Bible is pepperoni, then it would go very well with the flying spaghetti.
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Male 118
It's wishful thinking plain and simple. 
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Male 1,299
That's a pretty good summation.  The bible's not a bad read if you take it for enterainment value. Almost as good as Lord of The Rings.  I think my favourite part is when Jesus comes back as a zombie.
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Male 40,560
Fairy tales
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Male 3,801
"I'm drowning in your logic..."

Breathe deep and welcome to the other side Stan :)
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Male 6,627
Most people who don't take the time to understand it likely won't.  Those who simply want to make money with western media delusions probably definitely won't understand it.  Oh, this is a clip from one of the shows in western media, big surprise.
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Male 715
monkwarrior Mr 9/11 is fake because of indisputable science and logic is a Bible believer? BWHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHSHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA

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Male 6,627
jayme21 as i said Most people who don't take the time to understand it likely won't.  Mock what you don't understand all you want, the evidence is there for both.
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Male 4,191
jayme21 he does have a point monkwarrior your demands for evidence are not equivocal.

Even I find the official story about building 7 a tad easier to believe than a Divinely-possessed talking Donkey and zombies.
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