The Manslater, The Woman-Language Translator, Gives You The Power To Know What She Means

Submitted by: fuad119 11 months ago in Funny


Shut up and take my money!
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Female 5,777
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Male 21,615
I'll take a few.
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Male 2,129
lol, this is an oldie, but goodie. I always show it to friends who have relationship issues and haven't seen it yet. Years later, it's still hilarious to me.

On a related note, one thing that annoyed me about my past relationships, is that in the beginning of the relationship, girls I date would usually complain to me that I'm oblivious and the fact that I ask so many clarifying questions to figure out what she's thinking means that I don't really understand her. So I would work really, really, extra hard to try to read subtle hints to figure out what she would really mean whenever she says anything. (for me, the subtle hints were always different for each girl, so I had to re-learn new hints every time I dated a new girl)

Fast-forward a few months into the relationship, and I feel like I'm getting a better handle on figuring out what my g/f at the time means when she says something or does something. But sometimes, I'd be wrong. When I'm wrong, then I'm yelled at for assuming the wrong thing. Why do I have the gall to assume? So like a man to assume something without asking. Why don't I just ask???

One of those damned-if-you-do, damned-if-you-don't situations. 
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Male 1,709
bliznik Really simple advice with most women under a certain age(you know what it is). If you have a penis, you're wrong.
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Male 21,615
bliznik Are you me? (I'm kidding, dear -- if you're reading this.)
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Male 971
I don't really get why the voice would sound like a male caveman juiced up on Monster.
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Male 43,795
Does it work for gay couples? 
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5,970
Always take a woman at her word. If she can't say what she means or mean what she says. Then she's a stupid cunt who isn't worth the time to listen to.
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Male 43,795
dm2754 ↑↑↑ single
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5,970
Gerry1of1 worng try again.
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Male 43,795
dm2754 Well...... you will be.
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5,970
Gerry1of1 being a homosexual you probably don't understand that some men only want to be with strong confident women not silly little nitwits.
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Male 43,795
dm2754 Did your wife type that for you ?
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Male 6,349
Gerry1of1 ok that was funny lol.
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Male 2,047
Gerry1of1 I've been married for over 20 years, dm2754 is right.
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Male 21,615
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Male 6,349
Ya know, it was the voice that was killing me.  Kinda the hulk speaking pigeon english.

Yeah, i would buy it lol.
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daegog Really? I got cookie monster out of it...or at least towards the end. 
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1,035
If a man needs that to understand women, he may aswell not purchase it and buy a blow up sex doll
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Male 17,295
layla_wilson do you speak woman or man?
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1,035
Draculya both, i tend to translate between the two
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Male 17,295
layla_wilson I wonder what a relationship with a TG person would be like. I'm not talking sexually, but the emotional and social dynamics of it. Nobody ever seems to talk much about that.
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Male 112
layla_wilson one woman divorce counselor pointed out the common issue with couples it that women treat men like they just hairy women.  then complain when men don't respond like a woman would.  

but your intent of response is on the mark. it is the primary reason sex industry is the largest industry in the world. meaning renting is much much better than owning.  
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slicerdicer Some women do indeed treat men like hairy women. But on the other hand some men treat women like hairless men.


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Female 5,777
Moot.. everything a man says is wrong. ;)
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