The Amazing Square Red Copper Pan Dub

Submitted by: rumham 1 month ago in Funny


Maybe its just my sense of humor, but this cracks me up.


There are 20 comments:
Male 145
I guess Towelie is on meth now.  Don't forget to bring a towel! 
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Male 1,798
rumham Its not just your sense of humor, I laughed a bit, too. Pussy!
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Female 1,242
I actually have that pan.....I have to say that it works quite well.
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Male 4,883
pinkminx22 Pinkminx infomercial please!
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Female 1,242
squrlz4ever.....um....penis...I said penis, because I can't think of anything...
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Male 3,376
pinkminx22 she said penis...
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Male 4,883
pinkminx22  O.O  ~Squrlz pauses to compose himself~  Well, when I'm at a loss for words, I usually just scream "Squirrel boogers!"
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Female 1,242
squrlz4ever....well, how about shit the bed Fred...Any better? 
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Male 4,883
pinkminx22 Nah. I think "penis!" was good. Actually, it reminds me of a story.

Many years ago, when I was an adolescent squirrel, I was a member of my school's marching band--a snare drummer in the percussion section, to be precise. One of my fellow drummers was an odd young man named Greg. He had short, spiky hair, mischievous eyes, and an infectious smile. Anyway, like a lot of boys in 7th or 8th grade, Greg was absolutely fascinated by male genitalia. If there was a moment without supervision in the classroom, Greg would be at the board drawing a penis.

But more than the graffiti, what Greg was really known for was crying out "Boner!" at odd moments, either in the hallway, while sitting alone in the cafeteria, or during assemblies. Doing this at a volume just loud enough so that everyone could hear it, but just quiet enough so that the teachers didn't want to make a fuss over it, was his specialty. Whether he was announcing to everyone that he was currently experiencing a boner, or whether he was just advertising his enthusiasm for boners generally, I'm not sure. It was kind of a boner-centric and joyful variant of Tourette's Syndrome.

Anyway, in the spring of our 8th grade year, the marching band was spending a lot of time practicing for the annual Memorial Day parade. We practiced not only the music, but marching and turning to the beat of the bass drum in the minute or two pauses between songs. We used a marching drumbeat that was played on nothing but the bass drum and it went like this, in 4/4 time: Boom! (rest) Boom! (rest) Boom! Boom! Boom! (rest). It was like the old drill sergeant call--left... left... left-right-left!--only with a bass drum. The effect was solemn and a bit pompous.

The Friday before the holiday it was a full dress rehearsal in the school parking lot. Ed, the big guy who usually played the bass drum, was out sick that day and the band director, a man in his 40s known as "Mr. M," picked Greg to play the bass drum. After we played the first rousing song, it was time for us to march around the parking lot to the bass drum beat. Imagine 150 students in white and navy uniforms, with little white plumes nodding on our hats, marching in time to the sound of Boom!... Boom!... Boom! Boom! Boom!

By the second repeat, Greg apparently couldn't resist, and in time with the bass drum we all heard, in a loud, unmistakable voice, "Boner!... Boner!... BIG! FAT! BONER!"... and repeat: "Boner!... Boner!... BIG! FAT! BONER!" This went on for about half a minute before everyone was almost on the pavement in fits of laughter, Mr. M included.

Needless to say, Greg was not allowed to play the bass drum on Memorial Day.
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Male 3,376
squrlz4ever squrlz said he thinks penis is good... uhuhuhuhuh
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Male 4,883
rumham No no no. Well, it is good. But not... you know what I mean!
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Male 3,376
squrlz4ever :P mwahaha
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Female 1,242
That is pretty funny.. Actually your story reminds me of a story too lol I had a co-worker that did have Tourette's syndrome..He was a sweet older gentlemen, probably in his 50's, and I was 21 years old. We worked in a nursing home as nurse's aides at the time. He did really well to control his outbursts the best that he could. He would constantly  holler out MaMa!  In the hall ways instead of cusswords  while at work. One day I was working with him  and I almost dropped a tray of food by accident, and of course "shit" slipped out of my mouth. He must have heard me and was triggered by what I said because, All of a sudden I heard.OH! NO! It's starting!! Then I heard a string of...Shit em! Shit'em..shit'emmama!..shit'em mama!..Which quickly turned into fuck'em...Fuck'em mama!. Fuck'em mama!..Of course I was dying in laughter by this time, and so was he. He kept poking me on the nose telling me that his fit was all my fault..He thought it was funny too..I really enjoyed working with him and always thought he was a blast. 
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Male 4,883
pinkminx22 LOL... he was lucky to have you as an aide. Not everyone would've made him feel so at ease. Tourette's is such a peculiar disease! I've got to think there will be a breakthrough one of these days.
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Male 3,421
My mother has that pan, its really not that big lol.

I think they had a custom sized pan for the infomercial and sent everyone else something substantially smaller.
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Male 4,883
The way the girl reacts when she samples the deep-fried green bean is so odd. It's like she's about to projectile vomit.
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Male 267
"Melt some plastic, make your own condoms" ahahahaha.
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Male 4,883
I LOL'ed at the fat butt/loaves of bread part.
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Male 3,376
squrlz4ever it is some sexy bread
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