Nose-less Man High On Meth Swims In River, Fights With Rescuers

Submitted by: 5cats 4 months ago in News & Politics


Curtis McKenzie, 25, was wanted on a Canada-wide warrant for parole violations when he was found swimming in the South Saskatchewan river shouting 'Fuck the police!" Rescue attempts were met with violence so police were enlisted to help.

Curtis admitted to the judge he had no recollection of the swimming or rescue, or of trashing the holding cell afterwards. He was high on meth.

When asked if the police had damaged his nose, he simply said he had cut it off himself while in prison. No further explanation was offered.

Note: Swimming in Canada's prairie rivers is really dumb. They are muddy and silted, shallow and fast flowing. It's dangerous kids! Just don't!
There are 12 comments:
Male 4,376
well, at lest there was no donkey fucking
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Male 40,490
What's so funny about not having a nose!!!!????

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Female 422
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Male 7,840
Come on 5cats everyone knows Saskatchewan is the Florida of Canada. 
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Male 1,273
Want to talk about stupid in water?  Yesterday here in San Antonio we had some heavy rain which meant road closures for water crossings.  Some stupid bitch decided to try to cross one and got stuck.  Happens all the time right?  Yup.  So they rescue her, tell her she will be charged with wasting resources and drop her off at a nearby gas station where her mother is picking her up.  So the stupid bitch has he mother drive her back to her car where she proceeds to wade into the water crossing to attempt to get her keys from her car.  She gets swept away by the current and had to be rescued AGAIN at which point they arrested her.

Article here:
http://www.mysanantonio.com/news/weather/article/Rescuers-save-drivers-trapped-in-raging-waters-on-11739585.php

Should have submitted this but did not think about it when I saw it last night.  here you go fancylad, do something with this.
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Male 7,840
waldo863 stupid runs in the bloodline. 
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Male 4,111
What items do canadian prisoners have access too that would allow them to cut their own noses off?

On second thought, perhaps someone cut it off for him?
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Male 1,380
daegog All drugs are available in prison...at the right price
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Male 1,891
in spite of his face?
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Male 41,551
insaneai Maybe it had an ugly tattoo on it? Lolz!
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