Mother Of The Year Candidate: Seattle Mommy Blogger Says All Men Are Unsafe, Even Her Sons

Submitted by: 5cats 2 months ago in Lifestyle

Mommy blogger, Joy Allard, claims she's "done pretending men are safe -- even her sons" in a recent think piece on her blog.

Yes, even her own sons (16 and 18) aren't 'safe' to be around in her mind because of Rape Culture. I guess they are a danger to her, or something, and all men are to blame!

The level of arrogance and idiocy this person displays is shocking, everything in the world is to blame for all her problems, except herself of course.

If that isn't bad enough? Read her 'semi-viral' article where she 'outs' her own sons as... rape supporters or something.

Her own sons, who she raised herself (no men around, what a surprise!) say things like: 
        
""No one is going to ask a girl before having sex with her," they said."

But what about Progressives! Aren't progressive men (like her own sons) safe to be around?

"My sons won't rape unconscious women behind a dumpster, and neither will most of the progressive men I know."

MOST of the "progressive men" you know wouldn't rape an unconscious stranger? MOST of them?

Small wonder she comes to the conclusion that:

"I’m through wasting my time on people who are more interested in ideas than feelings, and I’m through pretending these people, these men, are safe."

No men, even her own sons, are safe. They all want to rape her... or something. I truly pity those poor boys. On and on it goes... and they are cast as the villains by their own mother, in print in the Washington Post for everyone to see.

There are 51 comments:
Female 1,605
Not surprised she's a single mom
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Male 40,772
littlemissqt She's such a 'catch' right? Ugly, mean, can't cook, lousy in bed... oh wait :/
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Male 6,158
Wasn't she the same woman who blogged "Men Farts=Rape"
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Male 1,687
basing my comment on the two articles in the lead and fancys comment about her being burned by men (not counting being raped) may be the problem is not men but her choice in men.
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Female 398
Her ignorance is about as horrible as her appearance.
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Male 3,213
It has long been my opinion that not everyone should be allowed to reproduce.
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Male 3,492
Women like this are so harmful to the feminist cause.  It gives hateful people someone to point at and focus on, so they do not have to look at ACTUAL problems.

It is exactly like women who lie about being raped.  Women are being raped by the THOUSANDS every year in this country and abroad, but when a handful of women lie about it, it allows those same hateful people to focus on them and ignore of the epidemic amounts of rape that actually occur in this nation.
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Male 469
daegog There is a line between reality and the psychotic ramblings of a person obsessed with their personal "cross to bear." It is not a particularly fine line...
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Male 3,492
toetagmodel2 I totally agree this woman is batshit, but many people will point to her as a paradigm of feminism and it gets the subject derailed because of her nonsense.
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Male 1,511
She's right though. All men ARE unsafe... from her.
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Male 4,242
This is a perfect example of toxic femininity. Even the KKK dosen't have this much hate
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Female 398
dm2754 -As a female Im becoming humiliated by the whole "Womens movement" to which has no legit cause other than to parade around with little to no clothing screaming dont rape me with no provocation other than to just say look I was screaming, changed nothing to society but got my tatas on social media for the day by use of a sharpie! Im the modern day suffrage...
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Male 3,492
dm2754 yeah cause feminists have lynched dozens of men and set them on fire, attacked them with dogs, them feminists woo boy, scary.
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Male 4,242
daegog yes games of feminist have actually kidnapped and killed men. 
Since you are unable to grasp my point let me mansplain it for you.
As you know the KKK are bad people. They have done a lot of harm people that they didn't like. However they don't go as far as lynching their own children.
Let me know if you still don't get it I can try to use smaller words
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Male 1,138
dm2754 I'd have to say, I'd rather be kidnapped and murdered than falsely accused of rape.  Just sayin'.  
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Male 1,511
daegog They don't have to. They just scream rape until some idiot white knight comes along and does it for them.
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Male 3,492
squidbush never heard of that one, it happen much?
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Male 1,511
daegog Just look at college campuses. 
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Male 40,772
There are so many 'gems' of utter nonsense that individually would just be "nutty".
But add them all together and the message is clear:
- all men are rapists
- all women are victims
- she never did one mistake in her whole life, it's all someone else's fault
- she is absolutely right about everything, everyone else (especially men) is wrong.

I didn't go and read more of her stuff (like poor FancyLad did! The guy is a masochist! Lolz!) but I'm betting the farm it's every bit as bad as these two examples, or worse.
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Male 39,955
So.... she's a feminist .
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Female 9,572
Maybe teach your sons how to behave around women instead of being afraid of them. 
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Male 5,027
Her insane fixation with rape culture sounds just as crazy as your insane fixation with liberals.
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Male 40,772
markust123 Had to get personal eh? Could not resist eh? Go for the "low blow" every time then lecture me on how I'm so mean to you... yeah.
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Male 5,027
5cats I didn't go for the low blow. This story had nothing to do with politics yet you couldn't help throwing in three partisan paragraphs which included the term 'progressives' four times. It's like you have partisan turrets.
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Male 40,772
markust123 Thanks Broizfam, indeed I am using a word SHE uses often.

If, just maybe, markust had read some of the article(s) he'd know that. I'm using the word 'progressive' 4 whole times (!!) in my description: once to quote her, and 3 times to talk about what she said. If I used other words it wouldn't make any sense now would it? No.
So grow up already. SHE made it all about 'progressives' and how even they fail her high standards...
Nothing to do with politics... and I said nothing about politics did I? But YOU used imaginary or misunderstood words as an excuse to attack me. Shame.
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Male 6,077
markust123 When he comments on "progressives" here, he's actually quoting her. See the first link in the description.
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Male 216
Fuck you, Cunt!
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Female 1,605
prichards114 OK then.
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Male 6,077
In a sense she's right. No man is safe...from unhappy, man-hating, blame-affixing jerks like her.
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Male 3,492
Ya know she MIGHT be right about her sons.  Maybe they are or have proclivities toward raping.  We don't know them, she does.

That has nothing to do with the rest of mankind, but her sons, could in fact, be rapos.  I suspect those kids have gotten so many lectures about how many can't help but be rapists, they might think that being a rapist is the norm.
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Male 40,772
daegog Well, sounds like she's been brainwashing them their entire lives with "ALL MEN ARE RAPISTS" so it only stands to reason, eh?
And yes, she includes all males in that category, even 'progressives'.
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Male 1,138
Seems a bit crazy, but not as crazy as my mother.  She had even weirder ideas, and if I dared to roll my eyes at my mother, if wasnt getting chewed out incoherently for the next 12 hours i was gettin sat on, literally.  She was a 200 lbs woman and she would literally sit on me, for hours.  Compared to my mother, this lady makes sense. 
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Female 1,605
waldo863 Woah!  I'm sorry.  My dad used to do this thing where he would push me to the ground, and then step on my chest so I couldn't get up while he yelled at me.  I so get you.
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Male 1,138
littlemissqt My Step-Mom would grab us by the arm, and she had the most terrible nails that would dig in, often drawing blood, and throw us in a cold shower with our clothes on and throw a towel over our head.  Yeah, we were basically waterboarded.
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Female 1,605
waldo863 I'm so sorry.  Awful!
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Male 1,138
littlemissqt Why are you sorry?  You did nothing wrong.  Unless you are my step-mother in disguise, in that case, I forgive you, now let's both carry on with our lives.

Though really, the worst part was, my Dad did not believe she did this to us.  So we were labelled as liars as well.  Telling teachers or other staff at school did no good, because she said she did not do this and my father believed her so of course the school did as well.  We were just trouble makers trying to make more trouble, of course.
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Female 1,605
waldo863 Your teachers let you down. I report ALL suspected child abuse, no matter what I think. I know parents can be very convincing when trouble with the law is at stake.  Your dad, well I have no words. 
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Male 1,138
littlemissqt Oh, I agree.  Instead of getting help I got labelled a little liar and a trouble maker, eventually being placed in Special Education classes with other real troublemakers, which since I was being labelled as one anyway, at the time it seemed reasonable to act that way if they were gonna treat me that way anyway.  So yeah, here I am with a GED instead of a diploma and no college education.  Yet, during that time, in middle school, I was also given a full psychiatric evaluation, part of which was an IQ test.  I scored 186 on the IQ test.  So I am actually still quite literally the smartest person I know.(not that IQ means as much as some people seem to think it does, but I don't personally know anyone that has scored higher than me.  Of course, it may also be higher than it is today because of the way age goes in to the calculation.  I could have just been smart for my age, but now I am dumb for my age.)  I am also the least educated person I know.
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Male 40,772
littlemissqt That's also truly terrible. Child abuse is ugly in any form :-<
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Male 40,772
waldo863 Sounds like a nightmare of child abuse, lucky you survived.
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Male 756
Babushka doll tattoo on her arm says everything. Nothing but an old comunist woman

She doesn't have nearly enough black eyes
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Male 3,684
stifler "She doesn't have nearly enough black eyes" i dont agree with this crazy bitch, but i can see why she would think men are so violent.
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Male 756
robthelurker Did I say something controversial, that allowed you to voice your personal opinion on the topic?
Were you just looking for a "Let me tell you..." or "I want to say..." as well?

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Male 1,871
[insert comment here]

Shut up, don't say what you're really thinking.  Be the person you want to be.  Be nice, share joy instead of stealing it.......

[no need to apologize later]
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Male 4,153
I'd like to hold her down and, eh, never mind.
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Male 6,077
trimble ...and slap the crap out of her?
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Male 1,511
broizfam Unfortunately, it doesn't seem to matter how hard you hit someone, you just can't slap sense into them.
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Male 6,077
squidbush True. Better, all around, to just turn your back and walk away.
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Male 1,511
broizfam But it's SO much fun trying
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Male 20,917
I just got finished reading of few of her other think pieces that have been published on other sites and there's a theme that runs through them all -- men. this chick's been burned more than once by dudes in her life. She hates men.
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Male 40,772
fancylad Including her own sons :p
One comment suggested that one of the sons is suicidal, this would not shock me :/

Anyhow, it's good she's open about it so intelligent men (and women!) can keep FAR away from her!
I really do feel sorry for her sons :-<
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