1. You can't wash your eyes with soap.
2. You can't count your hair.
3. You can't breathe through your nose with your tongue out.
4. You just tried #3.
6. When you did #3, you realized it's possible, but you look like a dog.
7. You're smiling right now because you were fooled.
8. You skipped #5.
9. You just checked to see if there is a #5.